For women of a 'certain age'...

[Foxzee]

Mrs Max mrs max... You are NOT a "L" plate rider are you....

No she is very experienced in big bikes.....she rides FM with great style and ease...apparently she even gets her knee down....woop woop!

[2wheeldrifter]

I dont dribble ToyBoy...well only if Im full

Save it and take it the bank... they will freeze it and you may get some money for your trouble... hmmmm worth thinking about?

[2wheeldrifter]

well I have a 70+ who is keen.
Im thinking about it, I have a thing for fat bastards, and hes a short skinny chap..
I have this vision of having to sling him over my shoulder and drop him off at Emergency. Hell Im close to 6foot and built for comfort. He might get lost in the curves. Make for damned uncomfortable riding if I can't find him again to remove him

WHAT! 70+ short and skinny... fuk you WILL kill him! shit from 17 to 70...

he got a will?

[2wheeldrifter]

No she is very experienced in big bikes.....she rides FM with great style and ease...apparently she even gets her knee down....woop woop!

lol knee down..... am sure something else or someone else gets down as well..... mmmm Mrs Max

[Ratti]

Dunno, he hard of hearing and I didnt want to shout out lots of questions at the club meeting. hell, some things should be kept private.
He really doesnt appeal much, I'd have to get pretty drunk before I went there...maybe I should next time he hits on me? Get totalled and hit on him, watch him run.

[Foxzee]

well I have a 70+ who is keen.
Im thinking about it, I have a thing for fat bastards, and hes a short skinny chap..
I have this vision of having to sling him over my shoulder and drop him off at Emergency. Hell Im close to 6foot and built for comfort. He might get lost in the curves. Make for damned uncomfortable riding if I can't find him again to remove him

Cripes 70+....make sure you remove the walking frame from him first.....that's 2 poles not needed but in saying that maybe more erect than his...................lol

[Ratti]

Thats not big BIKES Kitt,, she rides big BLOKES

[Ratti]

No, no walking frame, I do wonder how he keeps his bike up. Let alone anything else.
You should see the way he looks at me, well my tits really. Hard wired into chaps of all ages isnt it?

[Ratti]

No she is very experienced in big bikes.....she rides FM with great style and ease...apparently she even gets her knee down....woop woop!

FM cant be that fat then. Hard to get your knees onto the bed when you ridin' FB's

[Ratti]

Anyway, stop pissing around and explain yourself 'drifter.
Your absence has been noted and unless you have a note from your mother...you in BIG trouble

YOu been up to much, or should I be asking if you been up much?

[Foxzee]

FM cant be that fat then. Hard to get your knees onto the bed when you ridin' FB's

No but on the washing machine???????????

[Foxzee]

Anyway, stop pissing around and explain yourself 'drifter.

YOu been up to much, or should I be asking if you been up much?

Yeah toy boi....start talking.................wot up?????????????

[2wheeldrifter]

No, no walking frame, I do wonder how he keeps his bike up. Let alone anything else.
You should see the way he looks at me, well my tits really. Hard wired into chaps of all ages isnt it?

All you will end up with is maybe a wet patch...... on your shoulder from his mouth! He'll have one in his pants and your drunk AND still horny.. you really are humanitarian Ratti!

[Ratti]

I SAID I would drop him off at Emergency

aaaaaaaaaaah, but I have a cunning plan...

Get pissed, get horny, ol'fella fails to do the deed so one of the younger hotties gets to take full advantage of my state of frustration. There are a few in their 40's and 50's that'd be worth a trial run

[Foxzee]

I SAID I would drop him off at Emergency

aaaaaaaaaaah, but I have a cunning plan...

Get pissed, get horny, ol'fella fails to do the deed so one of the younger hotties gets to take full advantage of my state of frustration. There are a few in their 40's and 50's that'd be worth a trial run

Hahaha....go Aunty......you'll make Drifter runaway again.......and he hasn't got a male tag team tonight either...woop woop go the girls I say...where is that Mrs Max, Allycat, cc rider and crazy!!!!!!!