Page 36 of 65 FirstFirst ... 26343536373846 ... LastLast
Results 526 to 540 of 967

Thread: For women of a 'certain age'...

  1. #526
    Join Date
    13th February 2009 - 17:40
    Bike
    .
    Location
    where the Wild Things are
    Posts
    691
    that's cause she was made of cheap plastic... always buy quality

  2. #527
    Join Date
    26th September 2007 - 10:28
    Bike
    Ducati Mostro
    Location
    From behind :)
    Posts
    831
    Quote Originally Posted by cc rider View Post
    that's cause she was made of cheap plastic... always buy quality
    True Cas, but cheap to run
    DUCATI ------- A real bike in a sea of shit!

  3. #528
    Join Date
    29th January 2007 - 13:48
    Bike
    A Hazard!
    Location
    Bideford
    Posts
    603
    Blog Entries
    1
    Quote Originally Posted by 2wheeldrifter View Post
    Well last girlfriend f-ed off out the window after I gave her a love bite!

    32psi goes off!

    Well he's got the pressure in the back end I'm hoping...with 32............wot's the front like.............
    Your picture's in my wallet and I'm sitting on it. And if that isn't love, I don't know what is

  4. #529
    Join Date
    13th February 2009 - 17:40
    Bike
    .
    Location
    where the Wild Things are
    Posts
    691
    now me is just sad

    Well until someone better cums along, buy a puncture kit & leave the window half closed

  5. #530
    Join Date
    13th February 2009 - 17:40
    Bike
    .
    Location
    where the Wild Things are
    Posts
    691
    Quote Originally Posted by Foxzee View Post
    with 32............wot's the front like.............
    flat chested by the sounds of it. And I thought men liked girls that go down on them

  6. #531
    Join Date
    26th September 2007 - 10:28
    Bike
    Ducati Mostro
    Location
    From behind :)
    Posts
    831
    Quote Originally Posted by Foxzee View Post
    Well he's got the pressure in the back end I'm hoping...with 32............wot's the front like.............
    The front is always bustin.... just keep your mouth closed for everyones safety well mine really lol
    DUCATI ------- A real bike in a sea of shit!

  7. #532
    Join Date
    26th September 2007 - 10:28
    Bike
    Ducati Mostro
    Location
    From behind :)
    Posts
    831
    Quote Originally Posted by cc rider View Post
    flat chested by the sounds of it. And I thought men liked girls that go down on them
    True Cas, going down and going down to F off is another story... a sad one it is!
    DUCATI ------- A real bike in a sea of shit!

  8. #533
    Join Date
    10th December 2009 - 17:06
    Bike
    Geriatric Kwakas + dragqueen hyperscoot
    Location
    Planet Duct Tape
    Posts
    1,084
    Yaaaaaay Kitts.

    Good to read the mayhem continued whilst I was absent.

    I note tho that 'drift still has no note from Mama and no explanation of where he been?

    last chance dude, 'fess up or face the consequences. Dont try and distract me , I have children I am an expert at staying on the subject until I get an answer.

    Yes it has been damp down my way, so what ya gonna do about it 'drift? CC darlin' - share with your sisters. You've had a shot now stand outta the way and direct traffic.

    LOL, sounds like MrsM will be looking for a loose end to be at come Tuesday.
    That'd work, Foxz and I will get FM sorted and 'drift can pootle on up to AK . Sweet!

    Take care Kittens, sorry i missed the fun but I had to have some meaningful phonetime with my chap
    feralconnection Ltd
    Leather lettering and seat rebuilds
    Gear alterations and repairs
    PM me and lets talk
    !

  9. #534
    Join Date
    13th February 2009 - 17:40
    Bike
    .
    Location
    where the Wild Things are
    Posts
    691
    Quote Originally Posted by Ratti View Post
    Yes it has been damp down my way, so what ya gonna do about it 'drift? CC darlin' - share with your sisters. You've had a shot now stand outta the way and direct traffic.

    Take care Kittens, sorry i missed the fun but I had to have some meaningful phonetime with my chap
    Will be my pleasure Aunty Ratti & no doubt drifters too.

    Say Hi to phoneguy from the Kittens next time. Hope you had a nice chat, girl.


    Oh and if you break him (drifter), I have a new puncture repair kit

  10. #535
    Join Date
    10th December 2009 - 17:06
    Bike
    Geriatric Kwakas + dragqueen hyperscoot
    Location
    Planet Duct Tape
    Posts
    1,084
    More of a mendingbridges chat.. dammit, let him down at what he considers to be a critical time. sigh....having too much bloody fun here was the problem.

    As it happens I have puncture repair gear...and a couple of packs of tyre weights should he get out of balance, an hydraulic press should the need arise, a pipe bender for the purposes of realignment, and a compressor to get him up again..er, blow him up I meant to write. (Nah...tell the truth Ratti- I meant get him up.)

    Anything special I need to know about? Preferences? weird quirks? DO i need to dust off my whip and 'special' gear?
    feralconnection Ltd
    Leather lettering and seat rebuilds
    Gear alterations and repairs
    PM me and lets talk
    !

  11. #536
    Join Date
    10th December 2009 - 17:06
    Bike
    Geriatric Kwakas + dragqueen hyperscoot
    Location
    Planet Duct Tape
    Posts
    1,084

    Blah

    fwooaaar....goodnessme, he's a bit of alright.

    Was in Motomart today looking for a new lid that's not going to drag on an ear piercing..anyway...

    Kittens..if you havn't already done so. I'd seriously recommend checking out the cougar bait in the shop. DOnt know his name but a nice chap with tatts up his forearms was helping me out with getting a liid sorted...very tasty bit of cougar bait he is too. What a shame, he's gonna have to order in the lid I think I want and i'm gonna have to go back.
    feralconnection Ltd
    Leather lettering and seat rebuilds
    Gear alterations and repairs
    PM me and lets talk
    !

  12. #537
    Join Date
    29th January 2007 - 13:48
    Bike
    A Hazard!
    Location
    Bideford
    Posts
    603
    Blog Entries
    1
    Quote Originally Posted by Ratti View Post
    fwooaaar....goodnessme, he's a bit of alright.

    Was in Motomart today looking for a new lid that's not going to drag on an ear piercing..anyway...

    Kittens..if you havn't already done so. I'd seriously recommend checking out the cougar bait in the shop. DOnt know his name but a nice chap with tatts up his forearms was helping me out with getting a liid sorted...very tasty bit of cougar bait he is too. What a shame, he's gonna have to order in the lid I think I want and i'm gonna have to go back.

    Well well well.....time to go to the bike eh Aunty.........
    Your picture's in my wallet and I'm sitting on it. And if that isn't love, I don't know what is

  13. #538
    Join Date
    3rd April 2009 - 12:34
    Bike
    Pillion
    Location
    Paraparaumu
    Posts
    374
    Ha ha I went out with one of the Motomart guys for awhile....was not that one tho, but yes did have a wee perve when in there last week lol!
    It is entirely possible to teach an old blond new tricks!!!

  14. #539
    Join Date
    10th December 2009 - 17:06
    Bike
    Geriatric Kwakas + dragqueen hyperscoot
    Location
    Planet Duct Tape
    Posts
    1,084
    O? Do tell Ally....

    the only other cougar bait I saw in the shop was a pretty wee lad about the same age as my son...poor kid..Aunti made him blush and leave the room. Seriously, I gave him a bit of shit and he didn't know what to do...

    bad kitten...dont pick on the littlies
    feralconnection Ltd
    Leather lettering and seat rebuilds
    Gear alterations and repairs
    PM me and lets talk
    !

  15. #540
    Join Date
    26th September 2007 - 10:28
    Bike
    Ducati Mostro
    Location
    From behind :)
    Posts
    831
    Quote Originally Posted by Ratti View Post
    Yaaaaaay Kitts.

    Good to read the mayhem continued whilst I was absent.

    I note tho that 'drift still has no note from Mama and no explanation of where he been?

    last chance dude, 'fess up or face the consequences. Dont try and distract me , I have children I am an expert at staying on the subject until I get an answer.

    Yes it has been damp down my way, so what ya gonna do about it 'drift? CC darlin' - share with your sisters. You've had a shot now stand outta the way and direct traffic.

    LOL, sounds like MrsM will be looking for a loose end to be at come Tuesday.
    That'd work, Foxz and I will get FM sorted and 'drift can pootle on up to AK . Sweet!

    Take care Kittens, sorry i missed the fun but I had to have some meaningful phonetime with my chap
    Still here Ratti... not for long though have to go down the line this weekend... well down your way in fact! have to catch a kitten and maybe tame it before it grows into a cougar....
    DUCATI ------- A real bike in a sea of shit!

Thread Information

Users Browsing this Thread

There are currently 1 users browsing this thread. (0 members and 1 guests)

Posting Permissions

  • You may not post new threads
  • You may not post replies
  • You may not post attachments
  • You may not edit your posts
  •