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    Quote Originally Posted by Str8 Jacket View Post
    Maybe he's a rich christian who has no intention of rooting her but is going to give her the money out of the genorisity of his heart/

    And then try to 'save' her....

    Na He's probably even goin to have to pay for dinner as well LOL!!
    Quick in out in the carpark then told to fuck off home!!!

    Haha another thought!! Then he gets a call 9 months later and has to fork out for maintenance for the next 16 years!!!


    45k well spent me thinks???? NOT!!

    Not silly these northern girls!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by oldrider View Post
    Hhmmmm, When you do the maths, I probably have paid out a whole lot more than that for Mrs oldrider's petal!
    Over how many years....?
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    I say good on her and stupid dick him........assuming it is not bullshit.......

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    I smell a rat ...... This has got publicity stunt written all over it..... remember the Lonely Girl on Youtube!

    Hands up all those KBer's who had heard of "ineed.co.nz" before this story hit the mainstream media?

    Think about it!

    Besides theres no virgins left in Northland.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Reckless View Post
    This thread is useless without pics!!
    You need one of these:
    ... and that's what I think.

    Or summat.


    Or maybe not...

    Dunno really....


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    Quote Originally Posted by P38 View Post
    Besides theres no virgins left in Northland.
    Or people with $45,000 to spare
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    Quote Originally Posted by Laava View Post
    Bahahahahahaha! Bet it is well used tho! Would love to see the feedback!
    http://www.nzherald.co.nz/nz/news/ar...ectid=10623705
    How long before this is exposed as a hoax?

    Besides the slim likelihood of finding a 19-year-old virgin in Northland, there's much about this story that just doesn't ring true.
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    Quote Originally Posted by McJim View Post
    Or people with $45,000 to spare
    What? I thought every second person owned a beach up there?
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    Quote Originally Posted by P38 View Post
    Besides theres no virgins left in Northland.
    You have a point but there are some right uglies up here too that would give a horny farm dog a soft on!
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    Fuck, who wants a virgin anyway? Let alone fucking paying for it.
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    she could be talking about stabbing her in the arse and let that lose its virginity or are all northlanders poopas used as well

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    Quote Originally Posted by Reckless View Post
    Haha another thought!! Then he gets a call 9 months later and has to fork out for maintenance for the next 16 years!!!
    Apparently, and coincidentally, $45k is the average amount that child support costs...
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    Quote Originally Posted by Str8 Jacket View Post
    Maybe he's a rich christian who has no intention of rooting her but is going to give her the money out of the genorisity of his heart/

    And then try to 'save' her....

    Maybe it's a priest, who thought she was a boy.. $45k up front is cheaper than the compensation afterwards!
    It's only when you take the piss out of a partially shaved wookie with an overactive 'me' gene and stapled on piss flaps that it becomes a problem.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hans View Post
    Fuck, who wants a virgin anyway? Let alone fucking paying for it.
    Someone with a very small penis - or certain cultural backgrounds?
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