Virtues of the 40+ male

**Tank** · 8th February 2010, 11:44

Originally Posted by DangerousBastard

But it's so, er, satisfying, showing them.

Given that you are a married man DB - is this :

a) a distant memory from when you were single
b) Just blokes talking it up
c) something that you dont mind advertising to KB you do regardless of being married?

**MSTRS:Me** · 8th February 2010, 12:42

Since when did he ever let common decency, ethics or marriage ever stop him...

**Ratti** · 8th February 2010, 12:47

play nicely or you can go to your bedrooms...alone!

lets continue with the advantages of being 40+... bearing in mind that it is likely to be a load of bollocks or maybe a lot of bollocks-or something

**Tank** · 8th February 2010, 12:49

Originally Posted by Ratti

lets continue with the advantages of being 40+...

postrate exams by nice Asian girlie dotors (according to SpankMe)

**mashman** · 8th February 2010, 12:53

Originally Posted by Tank

Given that you are a married man DB - is this :

a) a distant memory from when you were single
b) Just blokes talking it up
c) something that you dont mind advertising to KB you do regardless of being married?

d) a part of the DB school of grooming...

only thing i'm happier about, the closer i get to 40 (this year), I don't have to groom as much, as in preen myself etc... unless of course it has been demanded of me!

**Fatt Max** · 8th February 2010, 13:01

The Fat Randy Bastards Guide to Being 40

- Pies seem smaller cos your hands are bigger

- Same goes for your winkie, mind you that has been my problem for years

- Women of the same age know so much more about getting said winkie back to life after a session

- It is so much more important that an erection is used pretty much as soon as it happens

- Going to the bog is so much more fun when you are about to wet / crap yourself

- Younger people offer you somewhere to sit but unfortunately its no longer on their face

- You can act a complete prat in public, especially in bars, and get away with it

- People actually don’t mind too much if you smell of cabbages

- French kissing is a real adventure because you never know who’s teeth will end up in your mouth

- 40+ women are so much more sexier because they imagine you are younger and you imagine they actually like you

- Buying condoms at this age is effectively paying for sex without the galloping knob rot afterwards

- My mums mates are attractive all over again….you fecking know that’s true

- I don’t feel guilty now that I fancies my maths teacher when I was at school….if he found out he would be horrified

- 40+ women who ride motorbikes……..phoooaaaarrrrrrr

- 40+ women who ride motorbikes and eat pies……fecking phooooaaaaarrrrrrr

- 40+ women who ride motorbikes, eat pies and drink beer……………oops, you know that bit I sad about using an erection…must dash…….oh I say…..

**Maha** · 8th February 2010, 13:02

Life (for me anyway) started at 40....7 1/2 years ago.
I was seperated after 10 years of marriage....phew close call that was!
Moved and now live in a very very nice part of NZ.
Met and married the love of my life.
No longer need to spend hours in Chat Rooms.
Went over seas for the very first time.
Got into Motorcycling. Now on my fourth bike, two brand new, two 2nd hand.
We are now pretty much child free, and at the point in life where we can choose to do what ever the hell we want.

I felt so shackled up until the end of my first marriage.

**Fatt Max** · 8th February 2010, 13:08

Originally Posted by Maha

I felt so shackled up until the end of my first marriage.

You lucky bastard, I'm still paying for the shackling thing.....though I do get a discount on the 'Tank Commander Vs Milkmaid' role play...with toys....

**Edbear** · 8th February 2010, 13:39

Ah, 40... I remember it well...

At least I think I do...

Wasn't that just yesterday...?

You wait until you're over 50, then life gets really fun, 'cept when you lose your keys, wallet, phone, glasses and forget why you just walked into the kitchen...

**Tank** · 8th February 2010, 14:23

Originally Posted by Fatt Max

I do get a discount on the 'Tank Commander Vs Milkmaid' role play...with toys....

Maaaate - you promised not to tell.

Commander Tank.

**Fatt Max** · 8th February 2010, 14:30

Originally Posted by Tank

Maaaate - you promised not to tell.

Commander Tank.

Sorry babe, just slipped out...

Hey, you free for a session of "Oh Mrs Miggins, You're Sitting On My Artichokes" later...I'll bring the WD40 cos KY is so fucking expensive, especially on a pension...

**Tank** · 8th February 2010, 14:38

Originally Posted by Fatt Max

Sorry babe, just slipped out...

Hey, you free for a session of "Oh Mrs Miggins, You're Sitting On My Artichokes" later...I'll bring the WD40 cos KY is so fucking expensive, especially on a pension...

you sure know how to turn a bloke on. You bring the WD, I'll bring the 80 grit.