Virtues of the 40+ male

**Fatt Max** · 8th February 2010, 20:25

Originally Posted by Ratti

You'n me both Retro! Jeez FM, I hope you've set aside some time on the 16th...thats at least 3 of us willing to stand in line for our turn. Only with MrsM's permissionof course, if she-who-must-be-obeyed says NO then it's all off!

Honest;y, you will be doing her a favour...she has to remove my undies every night and is now quite grossed out by the whole thing.....

**Ratti** · 8th February 2010, 20:31

Good on ya Smoky. Having recently discovered the joys to be had from 50+ men...damn I wish I had known earlier. I've always had them express an interest, but always thought they were too old. More like I was too immature.

Having thoughts about 60+ now! easy to do as my part time job has plenty of eye candy passing by. trust me, it comes in all ages and variations of size, colour and language.

so many men, so little time! Only another 30-35 years...however will I manage?

**Ratti** · 8th February 2010, 20:32

Originally Posted by Fatt Max

Honest;y, you will be doing her a favour...she has to remove my undies every night and is now quite grossed out by the whole thing.....

Rubbish, that's not what she said before she got too drunk to type the other night!

**Fatt Max** · 8th February 2010, 20:33

Originally Posted by Ratti

Rubbish, that's not what she said before she got too drunk to type the other night!

She was a bit drunk to do something else as well, such a waste........imagine spilling a good curry, thats just so......unsexy.....

**Foxzee** · 8th February 2010, 20:36

Originally Posted by Fatt Max

Yeah, it's a throwback from my 'I Really Want To Get Jiggy With Funny Looking Scottish People' phase.

I'm over it now, however I do find the Briscoes lady quite attractive. Sometimes I imagine me and her rolling around the towels and laundry accessory isles, with her saying "yeah fat boy, give me 50% off all weekend, 50% off all weekend, yeah baby, yeah, oh yeah, uh uh uh, oh babbbeeeeee, yeaaaahhh.......oh you fucking fat whore, do that to me over the checkout and I'll cut you a deal on some plates with matching cups......"

LOL....that will explain why the 50% off table is always on a bloody lean........it"s been MAXED out!!!!!!!!

**Fatt Max** · 8th February 2010, 20:40

Originally Posted by Foxzee

LOL....that will explain why the 50% off table is always on a bloody lean........it"s been MAXED out!!!!!!!!

Never knock it till you tried it.........

Mrs Max and I once had the urge to have a root on the washing machine one Saturday arvo, best sex I've ever had, she was screaming her head off....amazing......cant go back to Hill & Stewart anymore though, the judge said so.....

**Foxzee** · 8th February 2010, 20:51

Originally Posted by Ratti

Good on ya Smoky. Having recently discovered the joys to be had from 50+ men...damn I wish I had known earlier. I've always had them express an interest, but always thought they were too old. More like I was too immature.

Having thoughts about 60+ now! easy to do as my part time job has plenty of eye candy passing by. trust me, it comes in all ages and variations of size, colour and language.

so many men, so little time! Only another 30-35 years...however will I manage?

ummmm......I think you may have to start having more than one at a time.....just to get through them all in time

**Fatt Max** · 8th February 2010, 20:52

Originally Posted by Foxzee

ummmm......I think you may have to start having more than one at a time.....just to get through them all in time

Brilliant advice, and so practical.....

**allycatz** · 8th February 2010, 20:54

Originally Posted by Foxzee

ummmm......I think you may have to start having more than one at a time.....just to get through them all in time

Maybe alphabetical order as well.....

**Foxzee** · 8th February 2010, 20:55

Originally Posted by Fatt Max

Never knock it till you tried it.........

Mrs Max and I once had the urge to have a root on the washing machine one Saturday arvo, best sex I've ever had, she was screaming her head off....amazing......cant go back to Hill & Stewart anymore though, the judge said so.....

nothing like good vibrations......lol

dam you FM.....I have this mental pic and it wont leave>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

**Fatt Max** · 8th February 2010, 20:55

Originally Posted by allycatz

Maybe alphabetical order as well.....

My real name is Aaron Aaronsen...from sveeden....ya......

**allycatz** · 8th February 2010, 20:56

Originally Posted by Fatt Max

My real name is Aaron Aaronsen...from sveeden....ya......

She'll be needing to catch a few zzzzzz's at the end of it too I would imagine

**u4ea** · 8th February 2010, 20:58

you guys are absolutely hilarious!! lovin this thread!..at 37 there may be hope for this 'ol girl yet!!!!You men make aging disgracefully very welcoming!