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    Quote Originally Posted by MSTRS View Post
    Did it not occur to you that 'we' want to be caught...
    " Where are you hiding?"

    " Not telling!"

    "When I find you, I'm going to severely ravish you!"

    "I'm in the wardrobe down the hallway...."
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    Quote Originally Posted by PrincessBandit View Post
    I find it ironic that the incredibly rude personal comments about Les were made by someone bearing an astonishing resemblance to a Monica Lewinsky dress accessory.

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    All was good until I realised that having 105kg of man sliding into my rear was a tad uncomfortable after a while

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    Quote Originally Posted by Pussy View Post
    "I'm in the wardrobe down the hallway...."
    "Wardrobe" is another name for a "closet"...
    You're not coming out of one, by chance?








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    Quote Originally Posted by Swoop View Post
    "Wardrobe" is another name for a "closet"...
    You're not coming out of one, by chance?








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    Quote Originally Posted by PrincessBandit View Post
    I find it ironic that the incredibly rude personal comments about Les were made by someone bearing an astonishing resemblance to a Monica Lewinsky dress accessory.

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    All was good until I realised that having 105kg of man sliding into my rear was a tad uncomfortable after a while

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    Quote Originally Posted by Foxzee View Post
    No but the old buggers unfortunately can still ride quick............
    True..but not if you take their keys
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    Quote Originally Posted by Ratti View Post
    True..but not if you take their keys
    and assuming they remember where they put them
    It is entirely possible to teach an old blond new tricks!!!

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    lol...er- quite right Ally.

    so where did you put your keys today Kitten? I keep losing mine. in spite of this fool proof system I devised for keeping track of them. Must be that Im not a fool and thats why its not working?
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    No probs with the car keys but Im renown for losing keys at work somewhere in the retirement Village and having to backtrack round Villas to find them again...mind you I do remember an occaision a few years back when a certain wee slag at the pub put my exs car keys into her handbag not realising he and I had got back together....closest Ive ever come to giving another female a black eye...and the reunion was fairly short lived as well lol!
    It is entirely possible to teach an old blond new tricks!!!

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    Well I've been 40 for just over a week now. Don't feel any different...apart from everyone telling me I'm an old bastard now !!


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    We could probably help you feel old if you need assisitance?

    Not really, I didnt either. I think it has snuck up on me tho. How's your dear wee man doing? grown out of his first guzzi yet? T shirt that is.
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    I do notice pushing that Guzzi in and out of the garage seems to be getting a little more difficult these days......

    Caleb is doing fine, getting bigger by the day....going through nappies like they're going out of fashion !!
    Might have to make him a new Guzzi T soon though !!


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    Well Im clinging on to the last few months of me 40's.....50 soon arrgh!!!!
    It is entirely possible to teach an old blond new tricks!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by nudemetalz View Post
    Well I've been 40 for just over a week now. Don't feel any different...apart from everyone telling me I'm an old bastard now !!
    Mrs B still reckons that it's like living with a 5 year old despite me having reached 62. I don't feel much different from when I was (much) younger, except that my joints creak a bit on occasions and tolerance of boy racers and the like is about zero!

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