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Fair fecking chocked on me mince n cheese this morning reading this:
http://www.nzherald.co.nz/business/n...ectid=10624948
Soft shandy drinking bastards. Next thing you know, some twat will be marketing low carb pies or fat free chips.
These are the same people who are trying to ban free porn on TV and stop you from rubbing your willy up against Bendon's shop window....what is this world coming to.....
.....and look, my pie has gone cold.......
Rasta Ratskins
Just to be clear, "mince and cheese" isn't cockney ryhming slang is it?
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No mate, but an exceptionally good question...Originally Posted by Laava
Just a Dog
The mind boggles !!!
A girlfriend once asked " Why is it you seem to prefer to race, than spend time with me ?"
The answer was simple ! "I'll prolly get bored with racing too, once i've nailed it !"
Bowls can wait !
Having a Zen moment...
I have not tasted the beer in question but it's a shit ad.
And, you can get low-fat chips - the oven variety. They aren't terrible at all.
Redefining slow since 2006...
One hell of a ride.
Hardcore Biker
That ad is kinda funny!
For whom the bell tolls
Low carb beer doesn't do shit except for stop you from bloating. As Fatt Max says, 'soft shandy drinkers' - people drinking low alcoholic beers are the ones getting it right.
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where opinion holds more weight than fact.
It's better to not pass and know that you could have than to pass and find out that you can't. Wait for the straight.
Mallicious Little Gnome
Drinking low anything beer is like making love in a canoe
Fucking near water
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Lifes a bowl of ....MERDE"
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I didn't mind that Traverse, was handy too as the misses now drinks beer with me.
Max here is some extra food for thought (num nums), I haven't been about to find "Macs Extra" for years......seem 7% was too much alcohol for beer drinkers.
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Low carb beer is even shitter than 'normal beer'. Barley malt usually contains about 25% unfermentable sugars; these sugars contain carbohydrates which could lead to weight gain when consumed in excessive amounts. Low carb beers contain a higher proportion of fully fermentable sugars such as dextrose to boost the starting gravity than that of most other cheap beers. Most cheap beers contain dextrose or other such sugars, it's just that these low carb beers contain even more added sugar and less barley malt which leads to an inferior product which can be sold for a higher price. Additional simple sugars are fully fermentable, so they don't contain carbohydrates once fermented.
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Is there a specific method that offends the Bendon people, or perhaps, an approved method for willy window rubbing?
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Huh?
I always thought it was the other way around. Aren't Carbohydrates sugar and starch????
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The best way is not to get caught if at all possible.Is there a specific method that offends the Bendon people, or perhaps, an approved method for willy window rubbing?
Preferable to rub in a sideways motion, then if you are questioned you can say simply that you are from OSH checking the window seals for compliance with earthquake requirements.......
Alternativley, say your name is Nick Smith MP and run away.....
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