'Bout time for another caption contest.

**Skyryder** · 10th February 2010, 12:41

"I did not hold hands with that woman."

Skyryder

**mashman** · 10th February 2010, 12:46

GST on one hand, ACC on the other.... eeny meeny miny mo!

**LBD** · 10th February 2010, 12:54

Scalpal......squab.....forceps......scalpal......c lamp......

**MSTRS:Me** · 10th February 2010, 13:02

These hands have never picked the pockets of ordinary NZers....Nick does that without my help

**Bounce001** · 10th February 2010, 13:36

But he told it was this big...

**golfmade** · 10th February 2010, 13:37

Impromptu speech 101: Write your thoughts (if any) on your hand.

**onearmedbandit** · 10th February 2010, 13:48

JK's hand - "Note to self, ring Sarah and tell her this writing notes on our hands doesn't work with all these fucking cameras"

SP's hand - "Check voicemail from JK after speech, could be important."

**avgas** · 10th February 2010, 13:51

"Wank with other"

**onearmedbandit** · 10th February 2010, 13:53

Brilliant, bling awarded avgas!

**firefighter** · 10th February 2010, 13:59

Break arm falling off stage......check
Ruin ACC.......check
Raise GST........check
Do'nt lower Tax.....check

**mashman** · 10th February 2010, 14:16

Originally Posted by firefighter

Break arm falling off stage......check
Ruin ACC.......check
Raise GST........check
Do'nt lower Tax.....check

for everything else in life... there's mastercard.

**Tank** · 10th February 2010, 14:41

JK: I wrote down the names of all the people polled who said they would actually vote for Goff. I keep it on my hand in case I ever bump into them.

**scissorhands** · 10th February 2010, 16:50

plastered on fake smile

act real greasy

they are dumb, you can make it up as you go

practise intonation more....hypnotism hypnotism

condoms on the way home