Valentines Day

**Mental Trousers** · 14th February 2011, 12:04

A divorce is the only thing that I would ever get out of Valentines Day. The wife reckons the only reason I would buy into all that commercialized bullshit is if I'm feeling really guilty for something, and feeling that guilty that I have to do something on Valentines Day must mean I'm having an affair.

So left over take aways for dinner it is.

**Maha** · 14th February 2011, 12:09

We have no left overs here so, we are going out for tea, my treat...

(subways been open a year now)

**p.dath** · 14th February 2011, 13:19

Were going for an evening ride to a deserted beach. Were packing a bag with a drink each, blanket and some towels (planning to go for an evening swim).

**slofox** · 14th February 2011, 15:15

Originally Posted by p.dath

Were going for an evening ride to a deserted beach. Were packing a bag with a drink each, blanket and some towels (planning to go for an evening swim).

An evening swim...and..?

**Little Miss Trouble** · 14th February 2011, 15:17

Oh how a year changes things, the guy who brought me flowers last year became obsessive-compulsively clingy very soon after, creepy bleh!

Much happier with my man who doesn't need a "holiday" to do something nice for me and makes me feel special every day

**slofox** · 15th February 2011, 10:20

Thought I had already posted this but can't see it any where...Try again.

Valentine's Day yesterday, so I asked the Mrs what she would like as a gift.

She went all thoughtful for a bit and then she said "Well...How about something shiny? Something that could get me from 0 to 150 in a couple of seconds...
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So I bought her a set of scales.

We visit the lawyer tomorrow

**Stirts** · 15th February 2011, 11:30

I hate the way everyone exploits Valentine's day by putting their prices up.
I just paid $100 for two Rohypnol.

**Maha** · 15th February 2011, 11:50

Originally Posted by Stirts

I just paid $100 for two Rohypnol.

Love it when you talk dirty....

**Fatt Max** · 15th February 2011, 16:29

As with every year, Valentines Day is at least 4 good blow jobs for me with champagne and strawberries.

The champagne and strawberries is to take the taste away.

I wonder what the missus is doing this year?

**Gone Burger** · 15th February 2011, 16:34

oooo I got chocolates on Friday from an out of town client, and a card from an un-named kb member yesterday. Rock on - That saved me the hassle of sending one to myself again this year. Oh - and a sloppy kiss from my dog that was not so gratefully welcomed.

**Fatt Max** · 15th February 2011, 16:41

Originally Posted by Katiepie

oooo and a card from an un-named kb member yesterday. Rock on .

Oh so thats where it went. Dont suppose you could forward it to Katman for me could ya...?

**Gremlin** · 16th February 2011, 01:08

Originally Posted by Stirts

I just paid $100 for two Rohypnol.

Come here, save yourself the cost of the drugs...

Can we still call it rape?

**Fatt Max** · 16th February 2011, 06:48

Originally Posted by Okey Dokey

I made homemade croissants this morning. We had cheese and bacon on them for a breakfast Valentine's Day treat. Yummy. The way to a man's heart is through his stomach!

Nah, its through his pants and on the end of the old giggle stick there....