......But Jag?
Hey, kids! Captain Hero here with Getting Laid Tip 213 - The Backrub Buddy!
Find a chick who’s just been dumped and comfort her by massaging her shoulders, and soon, she’ll be massaging your prostate.
Anyone (or know anyone) interested in a Wolseley 18/85 landcrab? (flick us a PM)
-Indy
Hey, kids! Captain Hero here with Getting Laid Tip 213 - The Backrub Buddy!
Find a chick who’s just been dumped and comfort her by massaging her shoulders, and soon, she’ll be massaging your prostate.
For those of you who have never had the pleasure of owning a British car, but want to know what it's like: Next big rainstorm, wait till dark, roll down all windows, leave off lights & heater & wipers and go for a drive. Stop at every intersection and throw out a twenty dollar bill. It's not exactly the same, but it's real close.
I've spent my money on bikes, booze and babes. The rest I've wasted....
Did one of you lot buy this? http://www.trademe.co.nz/motors/used...1040143706.htm
If it is the one I had a perve over a while back, then you got a nice looking beastie. I admit that the thought of anything requiring attention on the V12 would scare me away.
The best way to forget all your troubles is to wear tight underpants.
Had a Falcon or two, memorable for the constant squeaks and rattles, remember that.
Best 6 Cylinder car produced from Australia was Mitsubishi 380, car of the year back in 2005.
I've had two. Quietest car I've ever owned.
The concept Station wagon would have been a starter ..
Only the good die young
Only the other day I was telling someone about the sixties sound. Coughing and wheezing in the morning as people push started their Brit cars.
The best way to forget all your troubles is to wear tight underpants.
I've had a few BL cars in my time. Quite an experience![]()
All were disasters, with the exception of one shining example.
My 1979 Morris Marina 1700L was the only shining example. Bought it in 1981. Carpets, radio, and engine that could take some punishment, without complaining. Shocks & brakes were not great, but it is all relative and I ws a happy Marina owner![]()
I gave a mate a lift when he went to check out a Marina. It turned out to have 2 doors and 6 cylinders. We took it for a test drive and were terrified. Much power, but handling and brakes that only existed in the mind of Leyland advertising people.
Of course, he bought it. Spent 6 months alternately repairing and being scared shitless by it before palming it off on some poor sap. Evidently the victim came back from the test drive shaking and smiling at the same time, passed over the money and left. The curse of the deadly Marina...
The best way to forget all your troubles is to wear tight underpants.
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