Loving all the old pics you guys have, keep it up
-Indy
Loving all the old pics you guys have, keep it up
-Indy
Hey, kids! Captain Hero here with Getting Laid Tip 213 - The Backrub Buddy!
Find a chick who’s just been dumped and comfort her by massaging her shoulders, and soon, she’ll be massaging your prostate.
I swapped my nice CB750 (the common as one with the red tank and gold stripe) for a '73 Singer Vogue,the colour was called pewter....they were just a Hunter with a wood dash.Hard to believe a CB750 and Hillman Hunter were worth the same money at the time.They had a stupid breather that filled the air filter with oil,and as the motor was quite rooted,I put a road tube exiting in front of the left rear wheel.One day my wife got flagged down by an excited person yelling that her rear tyre was on fire.When I finally pulled the engine apart,I found a gudgeon pin circlip had come out,and there was a big slot in the bore...but a set of rings fixed it.It jumped out of 2 gears - 2nd and 3rd.One day it was in a prang,not our fault and their insurance payed out $1,000....I found a strut down at the dump,and sold it for $800.So I ended up recouping more than the agreed value of the swap...$1,600.
With the $800 I bought an Austin 1800.
So back to Austin - one day I was rear ended by a Hillman Hunter,I looked back and saw the front wheel of the Hunter touching my back wheel.Shit,I thought...this is going to be 2 fucked cars.But when I pushed the Hunter back I found the 1800 had a cracked indicator lens....and I made her pay me $35 for a new one.
The Hunter was a Write Off.....
I once witnessed a head on between an Austin 1800 and a Hillman Imp - there was practically nothing left of the Imp in front of the windscreen....and of course the 1800 drove away with just minor damage.
I was forced off the road once by a cattle truck, (narrow winding gravel road), and took out a strainer post and 20' of the farmer's fence. Slight bend in the left side guard, cost $40 to straighten by the panelbeater. Couldn't really notice the damage unless looking for it...
You don't get to be an old dog without learning a few tricks.
Shorai Powersports batteries are very trick!
I guess ugly can be good!
Only a Rat can win a Rat Race!
Once I sold (no,not really,I gave it away) my last 1800,I had to get rid of the 2 donor wrecks off my back yard.I had winched them in there,up against the house at right angles to the drive.So I hooked up the 'Cruisers PTO winch to one and dragged it out and into the drive....but now there was no way to get the other one out.I would have to tow one away,then come back for the other.So I ran the winch cable around the belt line of one 1800,bottom of the window line around A,B and C pillars,and used it as a fulcrum to pull the other one around the house and up the drive.The old girl leaned into the strain,but didn't budge.When I had a look at the damage...there was none!! Just scrapped the paint from A and C pillers,no indentation from the wire rope or anything.
The Austin 1800 is the toughest car I've ever seen.I once towed a D1000 Ford truck with our 1800 ute.
Yup! Bro-in-law did one as a dirt track car in Wellsford years ago. Hotted up the engine, locked it in 2nd, replaced the rubber-cushed universals with solid and raced it very successfully! Having the radiator on the side protected that and the motor never died that I can recall despite the extreme revving it got. No-one could damage it enough on the track to knock it out of a race.
You don't get to be an old dog without learning a few tricks.
Shorai Powersports batteries are very trick!
Watch this. Smart car vs concrete barrier at 70 mph.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ju6t-yyoU8s&feature=fvw
I beg to differ - I had a (w)imp and had a minor traffic bingle with some other brand of car (forget what) anyway the Imp had a bit of a crease above the headlight, the other car needed a new front wing. I guess the outcome of every prang is different.
The Imp should have been a lot better than it was. Being built in Scotland didn't help.
it's not a bad thing till you throw a KLR into the mix.
those cheap ass bitches can do anything with ductape.
(PostalDave on ADVrider)
Um....this was an Austin 1800 against an Imp - that's like a brick wall against an Imp.Yes,I've some good results of Imp's in prangs,but they are much lighter in front sheetmetal than an 1800.
Oh yeah, Rootes group - Myself and flatmate scored a Commer cob for the price of ownership changeover $25, it took us a couple of weeks to work out that the starter was operated by a pull out switch on the dash. That saved a lot of pushing.
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Oh it's a keeper!
-Indy
Hey, kids! Captain Hero here with Getting Laid Tip 213 - The Backrub Buddy!
Find a chick who’s just been dumped and comfort her by massaging her shoulders, and soon, she’ll be massaging your prostate.
Wow,it's a MKII - twin engine mounts,spin on filter,alternator,tandem master cyl.All the good stuff.
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