If smoking is bad for you, how come it cures Salmon?

If, as Freddie Mercury claimed, fat bottomed girls make the rocking World go round, isn't it about time that the city of Hamilton received some recognition for its contribution to astrophysics?

I would just like to say a big thank you to all those wonderful young people who stand on motorway slip roads (and in any weather) holding up boards telling us motorcyclists where they lead to.

The person who coined the phrase 'as different as chalk and cheese' obviously hadn't tasted Kwik Save's cheddar.

Like the Queen Mum, my grandfather was a frequent visitor to the East End during the dark days of the blitz, but he was never hailed as a hero by the people of London. That's because he flew a Heinkel.