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    Mizone Hypotonic - WTF?

    Hypo: Deficient, less than normal.
    Tonic: Restorative, curative.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Usarka View Post
    Hypo: Deficient, less than normal.
    Tonic: Restorative, curative.
    It's just another bullshit marketing scam selling diluted soft drink without the fizz for exorbitant sums of currency.

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    By calling it a deficient restorative cure.

    Stupid marketing fuckers (in general - so don't get all defamatory you sugar pimps) wouldn't know a scab if it fell into their felch straw.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Usarka View Post
    Hypo: Deficient, less than normal.
    Tonic: Restorative, curative.
    It's marketing speak for soft drink. Or bullshit. I never can remember which.
    "Standing on your mother's corpse you told me that you'd wait forever." [Bryan Adams: Summer of 69]

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hitcher View Post
    It's marketing speak for soft drink. Or bullshit. I never can remember which.
    here's something to wet your whistle with!
    http://208.106.181.133/_media/imgs/a...82_peecola.jpg

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    Yeah, it's not tonic in the way you've written. It just means it's more watered down than say Powerade which is 'isotonic'.

    I've always laughed at

    http://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/Fi...aceutical).jpg

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    Hypotonic. Guess it has a catchy ring to it.

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    I've read that it helps you to masturbate much longer if you sip a bottle of it during the act. And of course after one has finished, the restorative properties of the drink allow you to quickly start again. Pictures soon.

    I believe that quite a few KB members drink this while on line ..........

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    I think most would prefer a cold beer, such as this..

    http://extra.listverse.com/amazon/un...ts/vergina.jpg

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    Quote Originally Posted by AllanB View Post
    I've read that it helps you to masturbate much longer if you sip a bottle of it during the act. And of course after one has finished, the restorative properties of the drink allow you to quickly start again. Pictures soon.

    I believe that quite a few KB members drink this while on line ..........
    Possibly easier to simply use the bottle for the act therefore saving yourself the restorative process.
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