Could not believe our ears!

[scumdog]

It's called 'the dumbing down of society'.

Meatheads breeding meatheads.

And they do it well - waaay better than those fitted with a functional brain.

[scumdog]

I was always taught as a kid that using swear words only showed a lack of vocabulary.

People who swear when there is no need are really just showing themselves as being a bit dumb.

I swear when appropriate. If you swear all the time then it detracts from the times when swearing is really called for.

I wonder what's going to happen with the NEXT generation when 'fuck', 'cunt' et al are so passe'??

What other words will the next generation use? - Heavens above? Good lord? Great Scott?......

[golfmade]

I can still taste the soap in my mouth from when I called my sister a slut (stuffed if I knew what it meant??)

And they do it well - waaay better than those fitted with a functional brain.

Easier to go down hill then up.

[oldrider]

So here's the 3 of us (new baby Caleb in his capsule included) are out at Porirua Shopping Centre out to get some baby clothes. Before we venture into a shop outside in the carpark, we see a mother and son who's about 7-8 years old. Next thing we hear him screaming at his Mum (who's of the, shall we say, "lower class" origin !!) and I virtually quote "I don't want to go into the fucking shop. Take me fucking home right now. I want a fucking ice-cream !!"
Our jaws dropped in amazement that a kid so young could be so fluent in profanity !!!
The "mother" just shrugged it off....

Sheez,..when I was young, if I said even "bloody" then I got belted hard so I knew not to do it and have respect around my parents. This kid had none whatsoever. Obviously what he's used to hearing around the so-called household....

Our oldest (now 45) could really say "fuck" perfectly when he was just learning to talk, the only thing was that he is handycapped (having suffered a stroke at birth) and he was referring to his toy!

We tried to teach him to call it a "lorry"!

[Pixie]

But did the kid get his icecream??

Yeah,he did but it was just plain,ordinary vanilla.

[Pixie]

Just shows you how versatile shit and fuck are. Personally If someone tells me a meal was shit then that conveys everything I need to know.

Yes it is versatile:

"Fuck fucking fucked fucker fucking fuckups fuck fucking fucked fucking fuckup fucking fucker's fuck." is a grammatically correct sentence first said by Lewis Black which is often used as an example of how homonyms and homophones can be used to create complicated constructs.

The sentence consists of fourteen consecutive uses of various variations of the word "fuck", a word famous for its versatility. The sentence has been discussed in literature since 1872, when it was first used by Queen Victoria, currently an associate professor at the University of Fucking.

Sentences of this type, although not in such a refined form, have been known for a long time. A classic example is the proverb "Don't bone boned bones until boned bones bone you".


http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/F...ker's_fuck