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    Darwin Award

    We should be encouraging this type of behaviour.

    http://www.break.com/index/crazy-kid...staircase.html

    EDIT: embedding fail

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    guessing he's probably sterile after that! don't think he will be further muddying the gene pool any time soon
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    Sexually transmitted diseases are one thing, sexually affected carnage is something else entirely. Ladies, if his cock's that small that he's prepared to put you at risk for a root, look elsewhere. Seriously.

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    Well....Duh!

    What would prompt any one to be so stoipid?....Unless he realizes he's so dumb he wants to remove himself from the gene pool as blackstig suggests. Interesting to see he is holding his leg not his jewels so failed miserably there as well....

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    Could be he's a wanna-be transsexual but can't afford the operations.

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    Desperate attempt to feature in a popular internet video.

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    He failed in breaking his fall with his nuts, otherwise I don't think he'd be able to stand up after that!
    Motorcycling is like life - it's about the journey, not the destination.

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    i once kicked a guy right in the sweet spot. It should haveput him down for the count. had no effect at all. To this day I swear he had no balls. After watching the vid I'm begining to think the same of this guy.

    Perhaps it's an unknown medical condition first discovered here on KB. Another one of many firsts that KB is well and truly famous for.

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    plastic fabricator/welder here if you need a hand ! will work for beer/bourbon/booze

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    Quote Originally Posted by Skyryder View Post
    i once kicked a guy right in the sweet spot. It should haveput him down for the count. had no effect at all. To this day I swear he had no balls. After watching the vid I'm begining to think the same of this guy.

    Perhaps it's an unknown medical condition first discovered here on KB. Another one of many firsts that KB is well and truly famous for.

    Skyryder
    It's a rare "man" will ever admit to kicking another man in the nuts.
    Do you pinch, scratch and pull hair too?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Miscreant View Post
    It's a rare "man" will ever admit to kicking another man in the nuts.
    Do you pinch, scratch and pull hair too?
    When ya got a pissed 'gorilla' swing at you with a broken beer bottle ya do what it takes. But no I did not have to resort to 'girlish' tricks.

    A 'knee job' on the outer thigh did the trick.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Skyryder View Post
    i once kicked a guy right in the sweet spot. It should haveput him down for the count. had no effect at all. To this day I swear he had no balls. After watching the vid I'm begining to think the same of this guy.
    My karate sensei once did the same thing to no effect to some guy trying to mug him and his black belt friends (I lold). He reckons it was because of the adrenalin he didn't feel anything.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Danae View Post
    My karate sensei once did the same thing to no effect to some guy trying to mug him and his black belt friends (I lold). He reckons it was because of the adrenalin he didn't feel anything.
    Jim Carey at his best.


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    That guy down the stairs is hardly completely farkin stupid at all!

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