Annoyed

**Waylander** · 10th May 2005, 15:15

Originally Posted by Paul in NZ

What are you telling us?

(Quasi seemed to get it)

Paul N

Leave me alone you two I've had a shit couple of weeks and I'm starting to get sick. I think I can be forgiven a few spelling mistakes.

**Paul in NZ** · 10th May 2005, 15:15

Originally Posted by Suney

A few weeks ago I was knocked off my bike by a lady who cut into my lane, yeah I don't care about that but preferred if it didn't happen.
But I'm really annoyed at what one of my friends said, hes all anti bike and reckon they shouldn't be on the road..etc
He didn't say it to my face but said it to all my other friends, he laughed when I fell of my bike and said it was bound to happen and I deserved it for riding a bike, he also implied that he would still feel the same way if I crashed and died from a motorbike accident.
Now I'm not really a sympathy seeker but do you guys agree is a ****witt for saying things like that. I put it down to him being an ignorant american

That's my rant for the day

Maybe you ought to slap him upside the head and then when he asked why you did that you can laugh and tell him that he deserved it for being a wanker...

However...

The fact is statically you are far more likely to have a motorcycle accident if you ride a motorcycle. Most motorists are most unlikely to fall off a motorcycle while driving a car...

No honestly, the guy is a joy sucker... Ask him if he feels the same way about skiers, snowboarders, mountain climbers, jet skiers, golf, rugby players, equestrians (spelling??), (approved) mountain bikers, going out for a few ales or meeting women etc.... Every activity has some risk. Perhaps he should go buy a Volvo (and never drive it 'cos that could be dangerous), never boil water etc etc etc...

Boring twats that like need an attitude readjustment.... You need more understanding friends... ...

Cheers

**Paul in NZ** · 10th May 2005, 15:19

Originally Posted by Waylander

Leave me alone you two I've had a shit couple of weeks and I'm starting to get sick. I think I can be forgiven a few spelling mistakes.

Spelling was fine...

Grammer was amusing though...

Hope you have not got what I had I still feel bloody awful... Get well..

Cheers

**Waylander** · 10th May 2005, 15:23

Originally Posted by Paul in NZ

Spelling was fine...

Grammer was amusing though...

Hope you have not got what I had I still feel bloody awful... Get well..

Cheers

Don't know what it is all I know is that I have a bloody big headache and stomache doin loops. You talking about the "few of us" bit? There are, beside my multiple personalities. Celticyankee is one though she doesn't post much anymore. Lilmsrocker got chased off. And there are a few from the states that are still there but plan on moving or visiting.

**badlieutenant** · 10th May 2005, 15:32

we could get nc-30 liquered up and make her mad then throw her at him ? timing would have to be impeccable tho. screw it up and you might lose a leg or somin

**ManDownUnder** · 10th May 2005, 15:36

Originally Posted by Suney

But I'm really annoyed at what one of my friends said, hes all anti bike and reckon they shouldn't be on the road..etc

He didn't say it to my face but said it to all my other friends, he laughed when I fell of my bike and said it was bound to happen and I deserved it for riding a bike, he also implied that he would still feel the same way if I crashed and died from a motorbike accident.

You need the Nike attitude dude... just do (something about) it.

Go ask him why he said those things - ask if he really did and try to understand his point of view. If it's a simple aversion to bikes (and likely his opportunity to make himself look big by making others small around him) let him know it's a chilish outlook and he should grow up.

Gimme his email addres - hell I'll do it!

MDU

**MSTRS:Me** · 10th May 2005, 15:39

Originally Posted by badlieutenant

we could get nc-30 liquered up and make her mad then throw her at him ? timing would have to be impeccable tho. screw it up and you might lose a leg or somin

Suney - you already know the answer. Stop seeking safety in numbers mate

**Lou Girardin** · 10th May 2005, 15:39

Don't say a word, fuck 'em, who cares what tossers think.

**surfchick** · 10th May 2005, 15:39

if your mate with the stink sense of humour is so all fired into cars i heard of cat piss tipped into all the air-con intake vents at the base of the wind shield is really hard to ever gid ride of. every winter when he cranks up the heater...

**ManDownUnder** · 10th May 2005, 15:47

Originally Posted by surfchick

if your mate with the stink sense of humour is so all fired into cars i heard of cat piss tipped into all the air-con intake vents at the base of the wind shield is really hard to ever gid ride of. every winter when he cranks up the heater...

THAT'S MEAN!!!!

A hand ful of rice in the air vents works too - takes FOREVER to come out...

Maybe a fish under one of the seats...

Fish oil on on of the back carpets (fisholine...)

Get a lencil and draw down the side of a couple of spark plugs connecting the tip of the plug with the metal screw base...

Sugar in the fuel...

Wallpaper paste and newspaper all over the windscreen...

Brake fluid in the fuel (smokes like hell...)

Oil in the fuel (lotsa fixing for no good reason...)

ummm... get a couple of mates, buy a car wreck (with no wheels) ad carry it round and drop it onto the BACK lawn of his house...

Sneak into his house and boil up all his suger in a pot - turn it to toffee then just turn the stove off - let it set.

As above, but put just enough sugar into multiple pots...

Talk to someone in the fire brigade and get some "foaming agent" (I think that's what it's called). Put some CAREFULLY into the toilet cistern and wait for that fateful flush...

Barley sugar in the shower rose... STICKY HAIR!

Write some fun message on his front lawn in roundup.

hmmm... that's all I can think of for now... sorry it's not an exhaustive list of fun things to do with a prat... it's a good starting place though

MDU

PS don't ever piss me off - my revenge will be childish but also unexpected and memorable!

**Biff** · 10th May 2005, 16:00

You want evil:

Place some polystyrene into a cup then pur petrol into it, it dissolves the polystyrene. Then take a light bulb and drill a small hole into the glass. Take a syringe and a larger gauge needle and inject the prepared solution into the bulb.

replace a light bulb in his house with your NewImproved model. And wait outside until he next switches the light on. The explosion and molten polystyrene causes rather dramatic burns ya know. Allegedly.

Something a little less evil:

Buy a small canister of cigarette lighter fluid, the aerosol can variant. Place it at the end of his cars exhaust pipe then give it a good thump, or push it with a stick until it lodges itself in his exhausts centre box. Within minutes of his nest drive in the car...KABOOM. One new exhaust system please. Allegedly.

I have worse. But they're much, much worse

**Blakamin** · 10th May 2005, 16:37

Originally Posted by ManDownUnder

THAT'S MEAN!!!!

Maybe a fish under one of the seats...

fish under the back floor in a panelvan is a good one too (spare wheel well in falcon PV's)
did it to a mate when he had his daughter one weekend.... the PV was parked for 3 days.... in 35 degree heat... (doesnt take her in it coz its a shitbox)

shoulda seen the blow-flies that had no way to get out!!!!!!

took him ages to work out where the smell was comin from.....

**badlieutenant** · 10th May 2005, 16:49

some animal poo pushed up under or around door handel with thorns etc mixed in. works bested when done at night. (whats one the first things you do when you prick your finger ??) (no jokes about fingering your prick please)