Annoyed

[Al]

I agree with what Lou said, fukkem!

Al

[Motu]

Did you guys used to rent cars from me?...sounds kinda familiar.A sack of mussels in the boot,and other left overs from fishing trips,always split milk,nappies,grown up underware with an oops inside,getting the stink out of rental cars was a mission.We had a smell killer,worked pretty well,but seemed to react with milk,it made a worse smell than the milk.

[Ghost Lemur]

Sounds like he's got "Jeremy Clarkson Syndrome".

Hates motorcycles because he doesn't have the kahuna's to ride one, but secretly wishes he could.

Forget about him.

[Zed]

...Now I'm not really a sympathy seeker but do you guys agree is a ****witt for saying things like that. I put it down to him being an ignorant american

That's my rant for the day

Ignoring the american comment, I would question what sort of a friend this guy is if he said those things 'behind my back' and especially the part about feeling the same negative way if I were ever killed whilst riding.

*Choose* your friends wisely Suney!

Btw, everything he said was crap.

[Suney]

Sorry bout the American comment, I didn't mean to label a whole culture based on this one guy. What I really meant is that he is one of those typical american frat boys...

[Biff]

Are they tested, tried and true?

Yes, yes, yes. But I'd be daft to admit, publicly, that I was the one that had, had, had.

As for more suggestions - The one I posted was bad enough and I probably shouldn't have suggested it. And if I put forward any other suggestions, and some muppet then put one of them into practice, then I'm sure I could be done for something, particularly in the event of somebode getting hurt. So best I leave those ideas for my worst enemies......

[Waylander]

Sorry bout the American comment, I didn't mean to label a whole culture based on this one guy. What I really meant is that he is one of those typical american frat boys...

Oh ok that makes sense.

[Biff]

Sorry bout the American comment, I didn't mean to label a whole culture based on this one guy. What I really meant is that he is one of those typical american frat boys...

Holes, shovels etc etc

[What?]

A bloke I know once referred to me as a "temporary New Zealander", so I suggested he go to Starship and ask a few ten-year-olds with terminal cancer for their opinions. That shut him up.

[ManDownUnder]

Gelatine in the toilet water...

Put plenty in and stir slighly. Sets overnight and generally looks just like water... till it's in use - and you don't get that watery noise...

"oh oh"

Yup - you have to grow old, but growing up is optional!
MDU

[avgas]

my response to people who tell me to drive instead of ride is:
a) grow something, balls, dick, spine.....
b) shrink something, ego, pants, head.......
c) pull something out, ego, dick, head, pants, bullshit.....
d) learn to drive
e) you go to hell, you go to hell, you rot and you die, you fudge packing, goat pumping, 'apparently' empower, sack of proverbial mush!!!!!

sometimes i combine all 5 - its quite an intresting conversation.

Oh and a i had a 'friend' just like yours, he asked why i wore all my gear one day, i told him for protection.....he said he was to hard for that.
......
funny thing was, that later on he messed with my sister, and my friends - got a helmeted headbut and a leather gloves in the guts. I felt nothing

[inlinefour]

If this was one of my "friends" then that person would not be remaining a friend at all. Sounds like a right proper cunt that really needs to be told so...