What with all this cougar talk going on and the ‘women of a certain age’ flag waving that is (quite rightly) happening, I felt it necessary in my position as Chairman of SPDFB (Society for the Prevention of Diets for Fat Bastards) to outline the advantages of the fuller figure when engaging in the old jiggy jiggy happy dance.
I have posted many advantages in the past but there is always more, ie
(a) You will never, ever be short of something to eat
(b) Fat blokes give off a scent called Minceandcheese-illyum, a potent hormone that drives any red blooded girl wild and reaching for the tommy sauce
(c) Fat blokes always carry condoms, they hold 2 litres of liquid, much easier to fill then those clumsy jugs at the wholesalers
(d) You can rub flabby manboobs to see just how those girls in the left handed DVD’s feel and still not be accused of being a raging rug muncher (although that in itself is not a bad thing)
(e) A fat bloke on a bike is probably the sexiest, most erotic thing you can think of, unless Susan Boyle’s moustache flicks yer switch
(f) A fat bloke can find the G spot cos it looks like a lolly and lollies are nice
So there you go ladies. Please feel free to browse my self help publication on this topic entitled “Oh Go On Then Big Boy, Show Me What Else You Have Hidden In Your Gut Flaps”
So there…….
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Originally Posted by yachtie10
I didn't think!!! I experimented!!!
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