If You Know What I Mean

[Maha]

Bowel screening test result came back today...Normal it would seem, pretty stoked...iykwim.

[oldrider]

Think of it as just another person looking up a friend ... if you know what I mean!

[husaberg]

Plumbing the depths of indecency....iykwim..........

[Maha]

I did the test myself, does that make a pervert?...iykwim.

had to send it to the lab though, who on earth would want a job (pun intended) like that...bless 'em I say.

[oldrider]

DIY colonoscopy? ... how innovative is that? ... if you know what I mean! ( giving yourself a shitty look! )

[Coldrider]

As long as your not in the shit, IUKWIM

[oldrider]

Have just gone 10 rounds with a gigantic cunning rat .... so far ... Rat 10 .. oldrider 0 ....This is getting fucking serious! IYKWIM! (Tonight I have concocted a cunning plan)

[oldrider]

Six lots of poison bate (ignored) 4 traps all set off and bate taken and still at large but contained in a controlled area under the house!
This is going to be a very difficult campaign but the rat has disclosed that it loves saveloy's, so far that is it's only weakness! (bastard fucking thing)
Tonight I will devise another cunning plan .... if you know what I mean! ( this is getting worse than the coyote and the road runner!)

[Mom]

Six lots of poison bate (ignored) 4 traps all set off and bate taken and still at large but contained in a controlled area under the house!
This is going to be a very difficult campaign but the rat has disclosed that it loves saveloy's, so far that is it's only weakness! (bastard fucking thing)
Tonight I will devise another cunning plan .... if you know what I mean! ( this is getting worse than the coyote and the road runner!)

Nutella, and a commercial trap, works everytime...

Nutella...

Nutella...

If you know what I mean...


Oh, I HATE rats.

[oneofsix]

Nutella, ok hadn't heard that one. I use Peanut butter, the rats can't snatch and run .... IYKWIM

[oldrider]

The fucking rat's still winning but she/he's gone quiet now, work in progress .... if you know what I mean! (something tells me it's female ... soooooo cunning)

[Maha]

Nutella, ok hadn't heard that one. I use Peanut butter, the rats can't snatch and run .... IYKWIM

Happy 10,000 reply dude...iykwim.

The fucking rat's still winning but she/he's gone quiet now, work in progress .... if you know what I mean! (something tells me it's female ... soooooo cunning)

10,001...oooooooooooooooooooooo so close John...if you know what I mean.

[oldrider]

Hmmm, I had no idea, I wondered what on earth you were on about! Congratulations ... if you know what I mean!

[Maha]

This my 1,000th post in the thread, or a 10th of the contributed double edged lines that have graced these parts...iykwim.

[oneofsix]

This my 1,000th post in the thread, or a 10th of the contributed double edged lines that have graced these parts...iykwim.

You prefer to grace your parts with double edged lines I prefer other things gracing mine ... iykwim