Silent night, the evil gnawing crashing thing has gone quiet, the suspense is killing us ... if you know what I mean!![]()
(Just got to squeeze under the house to try and confirm the situation ... getting too old for that shit, damn it! ... IYKWIM)
Silent night, the evil gnawing crashing thing has gone quiet, the suspense is killing us ... if you know what I mean!![]()
(Just got to squeeze under the house to try and confirm the situation ... getting too old for that shit, damn it! ... IYKWIM)
Have just come out from under the house, couldn't find the (dead?) rat anywhere, just signs of where he had been ripping up the rubber pipe insulation!
This mad bastard rat just comes out of no where, chews up our house, keeps us awake for a week, resists all baits, trips every kind of trap, really pisses us off and then just fucks off as mysteriously as he came!
We are pleased that he has pissed off but will we be ready for him should he return? ... If you know what I mean!![]()
You need a real trap John and Nutella.
This bastard was caught using Nutella that was at least two years old, took about 30 mins then BAM! if you know what I mean.
Imagine seeing a cousin you have known all your life, talked to heaps, but have never met. Have shared sad times and really happy times with, but have never hugged. It looks like I get to hug my cousin for Xmas. Fizzing at the bung does not even come close to my feeling tonight IYKWIM![]()
Gentle warning ... although you are aware of old people when you are young and you think you understand ... it is quite different when you actually try it for yourself!
If you can laugh at yourself, you will find it both distressing and amusing at the same time, wouldn't miss it for quids! .... IYKWIM..
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I am already embracing the concept of getting to be an old farka! So far I am rebelling for the most part, though I take a truck load of poxy tablets every day to survive
A wrist in a cast for no really good reason has pissed me off enough to know I have to do MORE to stay young...
Watch this space IYKWIM!
Hope you are all good young John? You wet the bed eh?![]()
What the hell is a Jingo and why do older people say to buy them?...iykwim.
Cos they had crap music back then.....
IYKWIM.
For a man is a slave to whatever has mastered him.Keep an open mind, just dont let your brains fall out.
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