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    Slipstream Slipstream Slipstream

    I see its your birthday again, and this time your 101 years old, with such frequency of birthdays I think you have considered a "male domain" type comment and cut and pasted it into your own world, you see us men have a saying that goes like this.
    "Youre only as young as the woman you feel"

    this is for the use of Men not Woman.

    So basically you dont have the right to change your Age dependant on your latest conquests, this is as I say for the reserve of Men.

    It would be fair to point out that there is no man on Kiwibiker that is having multiple Birthdays every year which is a sad reflection on their Sex life. So perhaps some of us single Kbrs could pick up the game a bit as we seem to be lacking in this area.

    But for your birthday, make him breakfast give him a cup of tea and take him back to the resthome before his family find out

    written with love

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    Ive run out of fucks to give

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    wow

    thats one hot 101 year old.
    I'm off to the pub, I may be sometime.

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    Arrow Bugger!

    My misses is 10 years older than me, does explain a bit...
    Any young lasses out there interested? I could go for a trade up (PT)? Or is that down, buggered if I know...
    Those who insist on perfect safety, don't have the balls to live in the real world.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Quasievil
    I see its your birthday again, and this time your 101 years old, with such frequency of birthdays I think you have considered a "male domain" type comment and cut and pasted it into your own world, you see us men have a saying that goes like this.
    "Youre only as young as the woman you feel"

    this is for the use of Men not Woman.

    So basically you dont have the right to change your Age dependant on your latest conquests, this is as I say for the reserve of Men.

    It would be fair to point out that there is no man on Kiwibiker that is having multiple Birthdays every year which is a sad reflection on their Sex life. So perhaps some of us single Kbrs could pick up the game a bit as we seem to be lacking in this area.

    But for your birthday, make him breakfast give him a cup of tea and take him back to the resthome before his family find out

    written with love

    Quasi

    Challenge accepted

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    Quote Originally Posted by Honda
    My misses is 10 years older than me, does explain a bit...
    Any young lasses out there interested? I could go for a trade up (PT)? Or is that down, buggered if I know...
    Going down is always good
    "Not one day that we are here on this earth has been promised to us, so make the most of every day as if it was your last, and every breath ,as if it were the same"

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    Don't worry a bout it Q, tomorrow she'll be 202.

    Sever
    Now and forever
    you're just another lost soul about to be mine again
    see her, you'll never free her
    you must surrender it all
    And give life to me again
    Disturbed - Inside the Fire


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    Careful, least she gets pissed off and whacks somebody with her zimmer frame...
    "Standing on your mother's corpse you told me that you'd wait forever." [Bryan Adams: Summer of 69]

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    Quote Originally Posted by Waylander
    Don't worry a bout it Q, tomorrow she'll be 202.
    Actually I was going to be 13 to reflect my current sense of humour ... but the meaning behind my age changing has changed meaning for some I see.

    If it's down to, you're only as young as the partner you're feeling ... then I should be 0 ... as in, I have zero people that I am feeling

    ....

    ....

    Well that's my story and I'm sticking to it
    RED RED RED
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    RED
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    Quote Originally Posted by Slipstream
    Actually I was going to be 13 to reflect my current sense of humour ... but the meaning behind my age changing has changed meaning for some I see.

    If it's down to, you're only as young as the partner you're feeling ... then I should be 0 ... as in, I have zero people that I am feeling

    ....

    ....

    Well that's my story and I'm sticking to it
    awwww..... you're 101st and you are all alone.....



    stop tellin stories, old lady!!!

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    Happy bday slip!

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    Ya still looking pretty good for 202y's old Girl & still got ya figure to

    SENSEI PERFORMANCE TUNING

    " QUICKER THAN YOU SLOWER THAN ME "

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    3 birthdays in a month? didnt you get enough presents for the first one?
    Experience......something you get just after you needed it

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    Quote Originally Posted by sels1
    3 birthdays in a month? didnt you get enough presents for the first one?
    I got 4:

    a limited edition crystal xBox
    a necklace
    a leather bracelet
    leather goth cuffs
    RED RED RED
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    RED
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    'Scuse me. Do you f**k as well as you dance?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Slipstream
    leather goth cuffs

    Ummmmmmmmmmmmm
    To every man upon this earth
    Death cometh sooner or late
    And how can a man die better
    Than facing fearful odds
    For the ashes of his fathers
    And the temples of his Gods

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    i want your x-box.
    i still have to play kerby's ghost trap on my nintendo64. i'm not liking that these things are retro cool either...

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