Billy T James...no one could take the piss outa Maoris like he did.
Harley Davidson: The most efficient way to convert gasoline into noise without the side effects of horsepower.
'Fast' Harleys are only fast compared to stock Harleys.
Going back a bit but I always found Les Dawson from "jokers wild" very very funny along with Dave Allen.
But alltime favourite skit was this
Quote Jan 2020 Posted by Katman
Life would be so much easier if you addressed questions with a simple answer.
I went to see Rodney Rude some years back. He was fucken rude alright.. not sure what was funniest, him or sooooo many people in the audience who just didn't know which way to look..
http://www.youtube.com/results?search_query=rodney+rude
Don't for fucks sake wear a funny hat or anything like that at his events, or he will destroy you in front of the audience.
edit: if this guy ever gets into politics we are all seriously fucked.
Steve
"I am a licenced motorcycle instructor, I agree with dangerousbastard, no point in repeating what he said."
"read what Steve says. He's right."
"What Steve said pretty much summed it up."
"I did axactly as you said and it worked...!!"
"Wow, Great advise there DB."
WTB: Hyosung bikes or going or not.
Eric Morecambe / Tommy Cooper / Les Dawson - 3 absolute genius's (sp?) and never once needed to use expletives.
Then of course there is Sid James
I'm only wearing black until they develop something darker
We came, We listened, And in one voice we answered
BULLSHIT!! BULLSHIT!! BULLSHIT!! BULLSHIT!! BULLSHIT!!
What about the two ronnies etc..... always were funny, back in the old days
I'm only wearing black until they develop something darker
We came, We listened, And in one voice we answered
BULLSHIT!! BULLSHIT!! BULLSHIT!! BULLSHIT!! BULLSHIT!!
Freddie Starr
I'll have to divide my favorites up by area as my memory sucks and things come and go as they please in my head.
As for the UK area some of my favorites are:
Steve Coogan
Chris Morris
Dylan Morran
AND above all my favorites are Hugh Laurie and Stephen Fry, especially this bit:
But my personal favorite of Fry and Laurie is Jeeves and Wooster
If I had to choose the best it would be Eddie Izzard, no one comes close to him, a very unique style. John Cleese said he was the funniest man in Britain not long ago.
His best two pieces would be "Dress to Kill" & "Glorious", the more you watch them the more his depth is reveiled, absolute genius of a man & very very inteligent.
To laugh often and much; to win the respect of intelligent people and the affection of children; to earn the appreciation of honest critics and to endure the betrayal of false friends. To appreciate beauty; to find the best in others; to leave the world a bit better whether by a healthy child, a garden patch, or a redeemed social condition; to know that even one life has breathed easier because you have lived. This is to have succeeded
Stand up live..... there are so many!
Recent time's...Jimmy Carr
Russell Peters
Ricky Gervais
Rhys Darby
To name just a few,
Eddie Murphy, Raw and Delirious (Sp)
Bill Cosby was pretty good live,
George Carlin
Billy Connelly.
There are so many!!
Eddie Izzard
Ross Noble
These two guys make it up as they go along.
Who was the 'spastic' guy that did standup. Australian I think.
And no one has mentioned Dame Edna. Shame on us all.
Skyryder
Free Scott Watson.
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