Virtues of the 40+ male

**Ratti** · 8th February 2010, 07:46

Here we go ladies and gents.

Dont be shy, lets show these nice young lads that life does in fact start at 40. Anything prior is just a practice run eh?

**Headbanger** · 8th February 2010, 08:11

Only 20 years before being eligible for the pension.
Youngsters will offer to help you across the road.
Japanese cruisers start to make sense.
The wife leaves ya for a younger model.
Cops and doctors start looking like they should still be in school.
You start looking at cars that are easy to park
You get some nifty reading glasses
Grey chest hair
Gray hair on your nads
You creep out young ladies when you stare at them

woooohoooo.....roll on 60

**slofox** · 8th February 2010, 08:14

Originally Posted by Headbanger

Only 20 years before being eligible for the pension.
Youngsters will offer to help you across the road.
Japanese cruisers start to make sense. Not really...
The wife leaves ya for a younger model. Other way round mate...
Cops and doctors start looking like they should still be in school. They should!
You start looking at cars that are easy to park
You get some nifty reading glasses
Grey chest hair
Gray hair on your nads
You creep out young ladies when you stare at them I always did anyway...

woooohoooo.....roll on 60 Too late for me on that one...

Just a couple of amendments there Headbanger...

**Headbanger** · 8th February 2010, 08:20

Pure speculation, Still in my prime at 35.

**Fatt Max** · 8th February 2010, 08:29

Feck, I'm going to love this one.

But, have work to do just now.....however I shall leave you with.....

...at 40, I am still chasing women, just that now I forget what I am chasing them for.

Missing you already

**Pwalo** · 8th February 2010, 09:21

Originally Posted by Ratti

Here we go ladies and gents.

Dont be shy, lets show these nice young lads that life does in fact start at 40. Anything prior is just a practice run eh?

Sorry but being over 40 merely makes you more cynical, and aware of how much bollocks most people (including yourself) spout.

**Ratti** · 8th February 2010, 09:53

Originally Posted by Pwalo

Sorry but being over 40 merely makes you more cynical, and aware of how much bollocks most people (including yourself) spout.

complete bollox! Totally agree.

Am at the wonderful age in life where I don't give a fat rats arse any more. fun eh? shame you not quite ready to join us.

Take care, we need your sort to balance us

**Fatt Max** · 8th February 2010, 10:24

Originally Posted by Pwalo

Sorry but being over 40 merely makes you more cynical, and aware of how much bollocks most people (including yourself) spout.

Actually mate, it makes you more clinical....you have to visit more clinics beacuse of various things.

However, us older lads get free Viagra to help us rise to the occasision where you boys need to spend thousands on porn and little bottle blond girlies who want to savage your credit card and are a crap root anyway because they simply dont know how to jump on and ride a fella.

Give me the older lady anytime.....

But Ratti is right, we do need you young lads to give us wider perspective.....and to show us where we parked out bikes cos we always forget, see.....

**Foxzee** · 8th February 2010, 10:59

Originally Posted by Pwalo

Sorry but being over 40 merely makes you more cynical, and aware of how much bollocks most people (including yourself) spout.

Me thinking .......we need to find a liddle sense of humour somewhere......maybe it's hiding in your bollocks....LOL

**sinfull** · 8th February 2010, 11:03

Originally Posted by Fatt Max

Actually mate, it makes you more clinical....you have to visit more clinics beacuse of various things.

However, us older lads get free Viagra to help us rise to the occasision where you boys need to spend thousands on porn and little bottle blond girlies who want to savage your credit card and are a crap root anyway because they simply dont know how to jump on and ride a fella.

Give me the older lady anytime.....

But Ratti is right, we do need you young lads to give us wider perspective.....and to show us where we parked out bikes cos we always forget, see.....

Free ??????

**Bren** · 8th February 2010, 11:16

Woohoo, still got 4 months (and counting) till I am forty....

Will keep on getting dirty till the last, and have already started being naughty (well not really)...

**Love my Bonnie** · 8th February 2010, 11:22

I want to know if we can clone Fatt Max so we can all have one?
He sounds like a sweetee

**MSTRS:Me** · 8th February 2010, 11:24

If you are married, regular assumes a new definition.

**slofox** · 8th February 2010, 11:27

This comes a little later again......

**CookMySock** · 8th February 2010, 11:37

Originally Posted by Fatt Max

little bottle blond girlies who want to savage your credit card and are a crap root anyway because they simply dont know how to jump on and ride a fella.

But it's so, er, satisfying, showing them.

Originally Posted by Fatt Max

But Ratti is right, we do need you young lads to give us wider perspective.....and to show us where we parked out bikes cos we always forget, see.....

Wilder perspective? Snort, unlikely.. Oh, wider..

Steve