New BD qualification.

**Ronin** · 24th February 2010, 04:36

Originally Posted by Pixie

I've declared myself God.

I have a Papal job going to any applicant with a sufficiently substantial gratuity.

Said the Bishop to the Altar Boy...

**YellowDog** · 24th February 2010, 04:58

My mate's dad from school days was called George. His actaul real fist name that he never used was 'Lord'.

He got VIP invites to many social events.

Become a Lord. It's cheaper!

**KelvinAng** · 24th February 2010, 09:52

Originally Posted by Big Dave

Master of Biking Arts!

I like this one

**MSTRS:Me** · 24th February 2010, 10:17

Mobile Bike Assessor

**Big Dave** · 24th February 2010, 16:58

It just keeps getting better!

EURO SUPPORT PROGRAMME

This email is to notify you that you have won the sum of €815,810.00 (EIGHT HUNDRED AND FIFTEEN THOUSAND EIGHT HUNDRED AND TEN EUROS) only, in the european support E-mail program

Contact the claim officer:
Banco Bancaixa Espana
Name: Anabel Carlos.

A party party party!

**Ronin** · 24th February 2010, 17:05

I will donate $ to a charity of your choice if you can get Anabel to send you a picture of her holding a sign saying Buell FTW

**Big Dave** · 24th February 2010, 17:16

Very good! Lets save the effort and I'll chuck $20 with your name on it in the next worthwhile bucket collection I see. Say westpac helicopter run.

**Ronin** · 24th February 2010, 18:30

Fair call and good choice. I'll do the same. Never know when I might need 'em

**Chrislost** · 24th February 2010, 20:04

Originally Posted by Big Dave

Made my day!

*I* have been awarded a MBA from a 'Non-accredited Online University.'

So there. It's going next to my Ph.D in Google.

is it worth anything when you apply for a job?
How muich did it cost ya?

**KelvinAng** · 24th February 2010, 20:06

Why is it that some guys get all the luck

**Skyryder** · 24th February 2010, 20:14

Pig Latin

MBA Morum Blingum Awadit’to’im

Skyryder

**Big Dave** · 24th February 2010, 20:21

Originally Posted by Chrislost

is it worth anything when you apply for a job?
How muich did it cost ya?

I'm not sure how much it cost - I just had to send off credit card details.

And YES It has great value at job interviews. You stand a much better chance if you don't mention it.

If you decide to use it - and they check it out - it can get you on the front page of the Herald like that Government worker last week. All famous like.