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    New KB game: Who's the biggest retard on NZ TV?

    My nomination is Mihiarangi Forbes,who on Campbell Live tonight,explained that the subject of an item on weight loss had, "lost more than twice his body weight".

    The guy didn't seem to be having trouble floating to the ceiling.He started at 220 kg and I guess he must be now have to fight 220kg of buoyancy to stay on the ground.

    Can you come up with a bigger retard?

    N.B. Campbell,Sainsbury,Henry and Holmes don't count.

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    I don't remember the name, dmmit, but the best I ever heard was "the school was a violent breeding ground".
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    Bugger, if I were to mention that Henry chap de-crying homosexuality with his co-presenter Alison Mau, at his side....... pointing out that it is common throughout the animal kingdom ( & no doubt the news room) & Mr Henry replying that he knew that & therefore it is " unatural ". Then it would'nt count. Shame, can I settle for tosser instead?

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    Peter Williams on One news when covering the story about ACC levies going up for bikes "because motorcyclists are more likely to crash".......... WTF!!!????

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    Quote Originally Posted by mattian View Post
    Peter Williams on One news when covering the story about ACC levies going up for bikes "because motorcyclists are more likely to crash".......... WTF!!!????
    Do you really think he writes the news? Peter Williams is the best thing on TVNZ.

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    Quote Originally Posted by sil3ntwar View Post
    Do you really think he writes the news? Peter Williams is the best thing on TVNZ.
    well, I prefer Pippa Wetzell or Alison Mau...... but whatever floats your boat mate

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    The "1 + 1 = 12" dude.

    "No pants in the future eh, bro?". Wheres he from? Bro town? He's one of the Bro town dudes aye.


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    Richard Till, the cooking cunt on the countdown ads. Fucking hate that prick
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    Quote Originally Posted by sil3ntwar View Post
    Do you really think he writes the news? Peter Williams is the best thing on TVNZ.
    Quote Originally Posted by mattian View Post
    Peter Williams on One news when covering the story about ACC levies going up for bikes "because motorcyclists are more likely to crash".......... WTF!!!????
    Couldn't stand him as co-presenter. Smug, humourless snob.

    Quote Originally Posted by Leviticus View Post
    Richard Till, the cooking cunt on the countdown ads. Fucking hate that prick
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    Quote Originally Posted by Leviticus View Post
    Richard Till, the cooking cunt on the countdown ads. Fucking hate that prick
    2nd

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    Josh Whateverthefuckhisnameis on TV3 Sunrise.
    Retard is the perfect descriptor

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    John Minto. I want to punch the TV whenever there is a piece on a protest, the retarded fuck is always there no matter what they are protesting about - except when there was a protest about the protesters.
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    Quote Originally Posted by mattian View Post
    well, I prefer Pippa Wetzell or Alison Mau...... but whatever floats your boat mate
    The lesbian factor has worn off. Now it's the girly tee hee fucking hee show. Go and wash the dishes bitches.

    Quote Originally Posted by nosebleed View Post
    Josh Whateverthefuckhisnameis on TV3 Sunrise.
    Retard is the perfect descriptor
    The breakfast weather presenter job advert for either channel:
    - must have silent farts (if you know what i mean).

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