New KB game: Who's the biggest retard on NZ TV?

**Leviticus** · 23rd February 2010, 20:53

Originally Posted by firefighter

2nd

That or the Bigsave mutt.

Is that the tart that has the expression of an unexpected cock up her arse? LOL

**Skyryder** · 23rd February 2010, 21:06

Originally Posted by R6_kid

John Minto. I want to punch the TV whenever there is a piece on a protest, the retarded fuck is always there no matter what they are protesting about - except when there was a protest about the protesters.

Minto's OK. It's just his Middle East ideas that he has wrong. It's that fuckwit Ken Mair that's gota take the cake. The only good thing about Mairs is that he can get up Laws nose in a way no one else can.

But on a serious note it's a toss up between Laws and Banks. Both spout as much nonesense as each other so it's .......eani meani miny mo catch a...............................................

Skyyrder

**flyingcr250** · 23rd February 2010, 21:10

the guy from the energy spot adds

**Grasshopperus** · 23rd February 2010, 21:18

Worst things on TV are Australian adverts; "'What does your toilet say about you?" lowest common denominator bs

**Fatt Max** · 23rd February 2010, 22:34

Stephen Hawkins, he always looked well fucked to me.....

As for the 'Unexpected cock up the arse' comment earlier.....funniest thing I've read in years......and it brings back so many memories......

**rainman** · 23rd February 2010, 23:35

Originally Posted by Pixie

My nomination is Mihiarangi Forbes,who on Campbell Live tonight,explained that the subject of an item on weight loss had, "lost more than twice his body weight".

The guy didn't seem to be having trouble floating to the ceiling.He started at 220 kg and I guess he must be now have to fight 220kg of buoyancy to stay on the ground.

Can you come up with a bigger retard?

N.B. Campbell,Sainsbury,Henry and Holmes don't count.

Henry, even if it doesn't count.

BTW, it was pretty obvious Mihi meant "twice his current body weight" - by which I assume she actually means mass, while we're being pedantic, as weight ain't measured in kg. Y'know, beginning mass B=220, final mass F =~ B - 2F, therefore F is about 1/3 B, or 73ish kg. F = B- 2B just makes no sense, obviously. You sure she's the retard?

Pretty good achievement on the part of the former fat bastard, though. We should make him minister of health. Or just get him to go have a quiet with with Brownlee or Horomia... (Then again, it's pretty obvious from recent news Brownlee has some problems with self-control).

**firefighter** · 24th February 2010, 07:13

Originally Posted by R6_kid

John Minto. I want to punch the TV whenever there is a piece on a protest, the retarded fuck is always there no matter what they are protesting about - except when there was a protest about the protesters.

I change my vote......again! I fucken hate that Minto retard. As if that one Israeli girl has any political sway! (tennis)
Maybe we go and protest outside his place, about his protesting! See how he likes it. (do'nt even get me started on his latest outside the domes down south)

Originally Posted by Usarka

The lesbian factor has worn off. Now it's the girly tee hee fucking hee show. Go and wash the dishes bitches.

Agree with you here. Good Morning is shit now. Where's the funny gone? Just a sewing circle with a lesbian and some other blonde mum.......it's as dry as a dry thing.

**Mom** · 24th February 2010, 07:28

Originally Posted by Usarka

The lesbian factor has worn off. Now it's the girly tee hee fucking hee show.

I thought it was just me, terrible combination that one, giggle, giggle

**PrincessBandit** · 24th February 2010, 07:35

Originally Posted by Skyryder

..... It's that fuckwit Ken Mair that's gota take the cake.

Skyyrder

+1 for Ken. He really grinds my gears.
On telly I can't stand the Bam and the dirt is gone idiot. Aaaaaargh! Makes me want to bam him in the face to shut him up.

**scissorhands** · 24th February 2010, 09:14

I cant watch any of them any more, or listen to the radio. So many of them are **whores of babylon**

I hope they get what they deserve, bum fucked really hard by the beast

Cursed is he who misleads a blind person on the road

**george formby** · 24th February 2010, 09:19

" Spray, and walk away! " That guy would have 30 seconds to get off my property before he ate the deck

**nudemetalz** · 24th February 2010, 10:26

Her from Briscoes adverts annoys me.
Lose the wig and retire !!!!!!!!!!!!
Get some young dumb blondy in there for us to perve at......and NO, NOT THE BIGSAVE chick !!!!!!

**avgas** · 24th February 2010, 10:37

Originally Posted by Leviticus

Richard Till, the cooking cunt on the countdown ads. Fucking hate that prick

Holly crap - I 100% agree with you. Everytime I hear that guy on the telly I just want to throw a steak at his face.

**Swoop** · 24th February 2010, 11:28

Andy Knackstead from whatever bureaucracy he represents... Complete knob jockey and dumber than a box of hammers.

**Hopeful Bastard** · 24th February 2010, 12:01

the one i hate at the moment is that dude who fronts the XT ads.. He should of refused to be on them..

Otherwise, its that dickhead on the countdown cooking ads..

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