Single rider in 40s looking for a lady who rides.

**mashman** · 24th February 2010, 10:43

Originally Posted by allycatz

Me and the scooter....closest thing Ive come to a sex life this week was being accosted in the dark by a 96 year old in his room when I went to check on him....scared the bejesus outta me

"check on him"... aaaaaaha... You shouldn't be climbing through windows late at night to ask the elderly for sex then... at least wake them gently

**allycatz** · 24th February 2010, 10:49

Originally Posted by mashman

"check on him"... aaaaaaha... You shouldn't be climbing through windows late at night to ask the elderly for sex then... at least wake them gently

Cheeky sod!!!!!

**mashman** · 24th February 2010, 10:57

Originally Posted by allycatz

Cheeky sod!!!!!

**Ratti** · 24th February 2010, 12:41

I know Ally, I could take you up to 'naki on the back on Z. You try the dude out one day and I'll try him the other day. You can choose whether you want first go.

96? lol, still gotta bit of get up and go left in him yet. I did elder care for a while, some of those old buggers are go-ers from way back and dont let age slow them down, that and the general lowering of social inhibitions as one ages.

**george formby** · 24th February 2010, 18:11

Originally Posted by Ratti

I know Ally, I could take you up to 'naki on the back on Z. You try the dude out one day and I'll try him the other day. You can choose whether you want first go.

96? lol, still gotta bit of get up and go left in him yet. I did elder care for a while, some of those old buggers are go-ers from way back and dont let age slow them down, that and the general lowering of social inhibitions as one ages.

Not that it's relevant to the thread but a workmate received a call from the rest home where her father resided, at 78 he had contracted an STD from a cleaner turning tricks for pension money...
NZD worked for me, been happily part of a duo for more than 3 years & my partner wants her own bike now. Bugger, were have my smilies gone?

**sinned** · 24th February 2010, 18:31

Originally Posted by Jules13

A friend of mine has decided he would like to go out with a lady that rides and regularly. A relaxed attitude with a sense of humour would be good. He lives in New Plymouth. Not sure what to say, so please ask questions.

I good approach to finding a partner. An old friend of mine was a keen golfer, separated with grown up family, and was seeking a new partner. He only wanted someone who shared his passion for golf and asked some of his golfing buddies to keep an eye out for a suitable female. He is now happily living with a woman who shares his interest. There is no reason why that approach can't work for motorcycling - seem to be a few attractive babes on KB.

**Big Dave** · 24th February 2010, 19:07

Careful though. We match-made two who we thought would hit it off.

She turned completely Bogan in leather and he spent the next six weeks complaining about the smell of Steinlager and Rothmans in his spare helmet.

Never again.

**Smifffy** · 24th February 2010, 19:36

Originally Posted by Big Dave

Careful though. We match-made two who we thought would hit it off.

She turned completely Bogan in leather and he spent the next six weeks complaining about the smell of Steinlager and Rothmans in his spare helmet.

Never again.

How about Stella and B&H?

**Ratti** · 25th February 2010, 09:10

yuk. I detest tobacco and dont drink and ride.

do drink at other times tho'.

**Jules13** · 27th February 2010, 11:08

Originally Posted by allycatz

Me and the scooter....closest thing Ive come to a sex life this week was being accosted in the dark by a 96 year old in his room when I went to check on him....scared the bejesus outta me

Ha ha this is so funny. lmao.

**Jules13** · 27th February 2010, 11:16

Originally Posted by Ratti

I know Ally, I could take you up to 'naki on the back on Z. You try the dude out one day and I'll try him the other day. You can choose whether you want first go.

96? lol, still gotta bit of get up and go left in him yet. I did elder care for a while, some of those old buggers are go-ers from way back and dont let age slow them down, that and the general lowering of social inhibitions as one ages.

He laughed when he saw this, fair enough if you want to try him out, he feels used already. hahaha. I will have to figure out how to get a photo of him on here if its important. Or we could just all go for a ride, we normally ride every Sunday and we could maybe meet you girls for breakfast/lunch in Wanganui or Palmerston.

**Ratti** · 27th February 2010, 16:28

what do you reackon Ally? up for a trip? SUndays are useless for me tho. I have rehersals, class and work in the evening. I'll give it some thought. I am from Whangas and am up that way regularly visiting, teaching and checking up on #1son who still lives there.

**Taz** · 27th February 2010, 19:59

Originally Posted by Ratti

You're a sweety Mash. Hey thats an idea ...get your friend to pm me and I'll stitch an ad across the arse of his trou! ( ps I wear cordura not leather, but the lettering is leather )

Problem on this site is that postors are either very young or lovely married men!

or very short..

or are tossers...

or...

Damn I fit all those categories except the young bit

**allycatz** · 27th February 2010, 20:58

Originally Posted by Ratti

what do you reackon Ally? up for a trip? SUndays are useless for me tho. I have rehersals, class and work in the evening. I'll give it some thought. I am from Whangas and am up that way regularly visiting, teaching and checking up on #1son who still lives there.

Thanks for the offer but nah, I work six days a week afternoon shfts including everyweekend and not a hope in hell of getting a day off