Billy Bowden - What a wanker.

**Oscar** · 26th February 2010, 19:32

Just when you thought it couldn't get any worse, what with the stupid prancing, capering, hugging of Aussies and general embarrassing behaviour - Billy "Bigger than the game" Bowden makes a complete cahnt of himself.

**mattian** · 26th February 2010, 19:34

would you like to explain how he made a cunt of himself?

**Ender EnZed** · 26th February 2010, 19:36

.....

**Oscar** · 26th February 2010, 19:43

Originally Posted by mattian

would you like to explain how he made a cunt of himself?

Sorry, I have just calmed down.
He gave Ross Taylor out LBW in the worst piece of umpiring I have seen in 35 years of playing and watching cricket.

**Crasherfromwayback** · 26th February 2010, 19:52

Originally Posted by Oscar

Just when you thought it couldn't get any worse, what with the stupid prancing, capering, hugging of Aussies and general embarrassing behaviour - Billy "Bigger than the game" Bowden makes a complete cahnt of himself.

There ya go...two things we agree on! He should be shot with a ball of his own shit.

**Oscar** · 26th February 2010, 20:01

Originally Posted by Crasherfromwayback

There ya go...two things we agree on! He should be shot with a ball of his own shit.

Shooting is too good for him.
You should be able to watch a cricket game and come away with little or no recollection of who the umpire was, they should be anonymously efficient. But this dipstick - with his stupid signals and dance steps - if he wants to be a public figure, he should play the game, not umpire it.

**Big Dave** · 26th February 2010, 20:01

God Bless Billy - he's a Legend.

**Oscar** · 26th February 2010, 20:02

Originally Posted by Big Dave

God Bless Billy - he's a Legend.

How much did you pay him?

**Gareth123** · 26th February 2010, 20:02

Everyone makes mistakes. Shouldn't he get the chance to make on every so often?

**Oscar** · 26th February 2010, 20:04

Originally Posted by Gareth123

Everyone makes mistakes. Shouldn't he get the chance to make on every so often?

Granted. But 1) this one was a howler, and 2) his capering and poncing about makes him hard to stomach when he's doing a good job, but when he cocks up...

**Oscar** · 26th February 2010, 20:10

Oh, and to the fuckwit who repped me because this is not MC related - look at the top of the page, Idjut - it says: "Talk about any non-motorbike stuff here".

**Big Dave** · 26th February 2010, 20:13

As if we'd do anything UNDER handed.

**Oscar** · 26th February 2010, 20:14

Originally Posted by Big Dave

As if we'd do anything UNDER handed.

You bastids have no shame, do you...

**mattian** · 26th February 2010, 20:30

He has Athritis...... thats why his finger is always crooked. He is definately a character trying to infuse a little colour into what some people believe is a very bland game.

**Oscar** · 26th February 2010, 20:37

Originally Posted by mattian

He has Athritis...... thats why his finger is always crooked. He is definately a character trying to infuse a little colour into what some people believe is a very bland game.

I've heard the arthritis story.
The problem is firstly when he signals a four, the finger isn't crooked, and secondly I don't thing arthritis makes you ponce about like he does when signalling a leg bye or a four.
I'm also pretty sure that arthritis doesn't make you hug retiring Aussie Captains and try to steal a match wicket.

Notwithstanding that, the people who think it's a bland game are generally people who don't watch the game anyway.

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