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    Quote Originally Posted by theblackstig View Post
    so...there goes many more 1000's of our dollars to lock him up again (3rd term @ criminal school), when all we should be paying for is about $1 worth of lead
    There are time when I do wonder if we should adopt the chinese practise for billiing the family for said bit of lead......... Family environment when growing up is a large part of how he turned out after all.
    The (dis)honorable Nick Smith, when you speak all I can hear is
    BULLSHIT!! BULLSHIT!! BULLSHIT!! BULLSHIT!! BULLSHIT!! BULLSHIT!! BULLSHIT!!
    So please fuck off and die.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Hitcher View Post
    Perhaps. If they had removed themselves from the gene pool, then they would definitely be Darwin Award contenders.

    Something smells about this whole story. Like why do a story on Bailey Kurariki now?
    must admit that did cross my mind.................
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    Don't argue with the pigs, man. They'll tap your phones and steal your weed and make your old lady do things she won't do for you.
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    Sexually transmitted diseases are one thing, sexually affected carnage is something else entirely. Ladies, if his cock's that small that he's prepared to put you at risk for a root, look elsewhere. Seriously.

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    Quote Originally Posted by theblackstig View Post
    must admit that did cross my mind...
    Sending two young ladies to the home of a convicted murderer. What could possibly go wrong?
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    From the Editors and general managers point of view Hitcher...... Nothing!
    They will have a newspaper selling story one way or the other.
    The (dis)honorable Nick Smith, when you speak all I can hear is
    BULLSHIT!! BULLSHIT!! BULLSHIT!! BULLSHIT!! BULLSHIT!! BULLSHIT!! BULLSHIT!!
    So please fuck off and die.
    Go Go, Ninja Dinosaur!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by spacemonkey View Post
    There are time when I do wonder if we should adopt the chinese practise for billiing the family for said bit of lead......... Family environment when growing up is a large part of how he turned out after all.
    THe chinese have a very low rate of reoffending.........................i wonder why that is?!

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    Quote Originally Posted by EJK View Post
    Guillotine his little ding dong. Problem solved.
    The problem is finding a knife small enough to take the job on.

    That arrogant smarmy little turd will get that smirk wiped of his face in prison eventually.

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    I was once a true believer in the idea behind capital punishment... but realise that it's just not going to happen... too many bleeding hearts etc... I do however have another idea... Look, we sold sheep to Japan and called them poodles... let's jam convicts full of botox and sell them as crash test dummies... win win as far as i can tell...
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    Quote Originally Posted by Toaster View Post
    That arrogant smarmy little turd will get that smirk wiped of his face in prison eventually.
    yea, im not so sure. not like he's a paedo that would have a hard time

    i suspect he prob has more privileges inside than out

    in his element so to speak and all he's ever known

    destined to spend the greatest majority of his life there no doubt, his infamy considered, and as a 'lifer' with the connections will prob have quite a bit of influence/be higher in the pecking order.

    nice thought tho
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    Don't argue with the pigs, man. They'll tap your phones and steal your weed and make your old lady do things she won't do for you.
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    Sexually transmitted diseases are one thing, sexually affected carnage is something else entirely. Ladies, if his cock's that small that he's prepared to put you at risk for a root, look elsewhere. Seriously.

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    Waste of a bullet to shoot him. Just tie him up... we'll be able to reuse the rope in probably about 1-2 weeks.

    Hmmm, that's an interesting thought... just how long would it take New Zealand's youngest murderer to die of dehydration/starvation?

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    that arsewipe should be dropped in a hole 2 feet in diameter and a hundred feet deep and only allowed out when he shits his way to the top.............dirty little fucker
    and drop his stinkin mother in there upside down as well
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    Quote Originally Posted by raftn View Post
    THe chinese have a very low rate of reoffending.........................i wonder why that is?!
    They don't get caught again.
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    what happened to his associates in the Choi murder

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    Quote Originally Posted by Toaster View Post
    That arrogant smarmy little turd will get that smirk wiped of his face in prison eventually.
    I dunno about that. He's no doubt got some 'street cred' in there for being our youngest murderer and that would go a long way to explaining that smirk.

    I don't think he's salvageable and Corrections don't appear to be doing a great deal about his antics while on parole. He should have gone back in ages ago.

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    Quote Originally Posted by sil3ntwar View Post
    They should just put that mutt down.
    Quote Originally Posted by SMOKEU View Post
    Shoot the cunt. Problem solved.
    I would gladly pay for the bullet, if someone would just get it done!

    How does the law relate to the fact that they went to the mutts own kennel?

    Does that give him some kind of technical out?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Toaster View Post
    The problem is finding a knife small enough to take the job on.

    That arrogant smarmy little turd will get that smirk wiped of his face in prison eventually.
    Yeah, someone should do him big time in a shower room.


    ....heck, he might enjoy it.




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