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  1. 2nd March 2010, 19:27 #1
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    The solution to airport security!

    Here's a solution to all the controversy over full-body scanners at the airports . Have a booth that you can step into that will not X-ray you, but will detonate any explosive device you may have on you .

    It would be a win-win for everyone, and there would be none of this crap about racial profiling and this method would eliminate a long and expensive trial . Justice would be quick and swift . .
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    Where will this booth be?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Laava View Post
    Where will this booth be?
    As long as it was bomb proof it could be anywhere, really. Trouble is I can see Gambler's Anonymous getting rather busy as everyone takes bets each time a dodgy looking character steps into it...
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    Yep, and have a camera in it streaming online. Millions of hits daily I bet!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Edbear View Post
    As long as it was bomb proof it could be anywhere, really.
    There is no such thing as bomb proof.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mikkel View Post
    There is no such thing as bomb proof.
    You must be an idiot. Haven't you heard of unobtanium? "Bomb-proof" to the days.
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    Haha, that's hilarious. Love it.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mikkel View Post
    There is no such thing as bomb proof.
    Hmmmm.... Okay, make it tall with open top and it could be a scientific study of how high the blast reaches...
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    Best idea I've heard today!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Laava View Post
    Where will this booth be?
    At the airport...
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    Wow that is seriously a good idea.
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