K Road hookers

**marty** · 5th March 2010, 09:32

Jeez nearly got a free BJ last night. Was stopped at the lights next to Erox on K Rd about 9.30pm. Was heading back to the Trust Stadium to pick up some friends at Paramore. Suddenly my passenger door opens and this fuck ugly toothless slag says - 'can I get in your car? - I'm freezing - I'll give you a blow job'. 'Fuck off' I said. 'I'll smash your car' she says. 'Whatever....just fuck off....' says I (If you knew my car you'd know why that wasn't really an issue). And I drove off into the night laughing because the stuff she grabbed (stole) off the front seat was a pizza box with Mr Wedge crusts in it!!

Should I have taken the offer of the BJ?

**SMOKEU** · 5th March 2010, 09:40

You should have smacked the thieving whore.

**mashman** · 5th March 2010, 09:47

Originally Posted by SMOKEU

You should have smacked the thieving whore.

whilst getting the blow job

**mrmeal** · 5th March 2010, 09:51

you probably would have needed to fork out for a tetnis (sp) shot afterwards. I'm thinking you made the right call, and your little man probably thanks you too

**SMOKEU** · 5th March 2010, 09:52

Originally Posted by mashman

whilst getting the blow job

She might bite. You never know, there could be a hidden tooth somewhere in the other wise 'toothless' bitch.

**Headbanger** · 5th March 2010, 09:55

Always amazes me how ugly the whores are, They never look like that in the movies.

**kiwifruit** · 5th March 2010, 09:57

Now tell us the real story

**mashman** · 5th March 2010, 09:59

Originally Posted by SMOKEU

She might bite. You never know, there could be a hidden tooth somewhere in the other wise 'toothless' bitch.

Ha ha ha ha... sabre tooth... At least she would have earned the smack then... but i do indeed take your point... in a manner of speaking...

**Toot Toot** · 5th March 2010, 10:42

Problem is in that area of K' Rd... probably wasn't a woman..

**Ronin** · 5th March 2010, 11:13

Waits for Ixion to post...

**mynameis** · 5th March 2010, 11:18

Whey hey hey I smell I bluff here

Spill the beans how was it?

Did you just cover her/his face with the pizza box and just went for it aye

**golfmade** · 5th March 2010, 11:24

My guess is the car door was actually locked, through the glass she looked somewhat inviting on a cold, dreary night, so he unlocked the door only to be shocked at what got in.

**EJK** · 5th March 2010, 11:25

One thing for sure. She was hungry.

**Mudfart** · 5th March 2010, 12:04

if she was toothless, i woulda gone for it. I had the same thing, when i had to pull a u turn and stop, the whore thought i was interested in "it". "it" was a dude. or one butt ug mofo. I WAS interested. BUT, it wasnt why I pulled up.