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    K Road hookers

    Jeez nearly got a free BJ last night. Was stopped at the lights next to Erox on K Rd about 9.30pm. Was heading back to the Trust Stadium to pick up some friends at Paramore. Suddenly my passenger door opens and this fuck ugly toothless slag says - 'can I get in your car? - I'm freezing - I'll give you a blow job'. 'Fuck off' I said. 'I'll smash your car' she says. 'Whatever....just fuck off....' says I (If you knew my car you'd know why that wasn't really an issue). And I drove off into the night laughing because the stuff she grabbed (stole) off the front seat was a pizza box with Mr Wedge crusts in it!!

    Should I have taken the offer of the BJ?

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    You should have smacked the thieving whore.

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    Quote Originally Posted by SMOKEU View Post
    You should have smacked the thieving whore.
    whilst getting the blow job
    I didn't think!!! I experimented!!!

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    you probably would have needed to fork out for a tetnis (sp) shot afterwards. I'm thinking you made the right call, and your little man probably thanks you too

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    Quote Originally Posted by mashman View Post
    whilst getting the blow job
    She might bite. You never know, there could be a hidden tooth somewhere in the other wise 'toothless' bitch.

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    Always amazes me how ugly the whores are, They never look like that in the movies.

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    Now tell us the real story

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    Quote Originally Posted by SMOKEU View Post
    She might bite. You never know, there could be a hidden tooth somewhere in the other wise 'toothless' bitch.
    Ha ha ha ha... sabre tooth... At least she would have earned the smack then... but i do indeed take your point... in a manner of speaking...
    I didn't think!!! I experimented!!!

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    Problem is in that area of K' Rd... probably wasn't a woman..

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mully
    The mind boggles.

    Unless you were pillioning the sheep - which is more innocent I suppose (but no less baffling)

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    Whey hey hey I smell I bluff here

    Spill the beans how was it?

    Did you just cover her/his face with the pizza box and just went for it aye

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    My guess is the car door was actually locked, through the glass she looked somewhat inviting on a cold, dreary night, so he unlocked the door only to be shocked at what got in.

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    One thing for sure. She was hungry.


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    if she was toothless, i woulda gone for it. I had the same thing, when i had to pull a u turn and stop, the whore thought i was interested in "it". "it" was a dude. or one butt ug mofo. I WAS interested. BUT, it wasnt why I pulled up.
    "I saw, I came, I conquered".

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    Wasn't that cold last night. This time change the story about you getting a blow-job to something believable.
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