K Road hookers

[Berries]

As the saying goes, you don't look at the mantlepiece while stoking the fire. A BJ is a BJ, and no teeth, sheesh, obviously a bonus.

Should I have taken the offer of the BJ?

I reckon you did and posted this to so you can show the wife and prove your innocence when she finds out. Either that or they were bloody good mates you were picking up

[scracha]

She just wanted a warm drink

[oldrider]

Jeez nearly got a free BJ last night. Was stopped at the lights next to Erox on K Rd about 9.30pm. Was heading back to the Trust Stadium to pick up some friends at Paramore. Suddenly my passenger door opens and this fuck ugly toothless slag says - 'can I get in your car? - I'm freezing - I'll give you a blow job'. 'Fuck off' I said. 'I'll smash your car' she says. 'Whatever....just fuck off....' says I (If you knew my car you'd know why that wasn't really an issue). And I drove off into the night laughing because the stuff she grabbed (stole) off the front seat was a pizza box with Mr Wedge crusts in it!!

Should I have taken the offer of the BJ?

You said she had no teeth, so your gear would be safe enough!

[Pixie]

you probably would have needed to fork out for a tetnis (sp) shot afterwards. I'm thinking you made the right call, and your little man probably thanks you too

You shouldn't play tetris with a hooker.You don't know what you might catch

[Laava]

You shouldn't play tetris with a hooker.You don't know what you might catch

Yeah but it is amazing how much you can fit in one box!

[Donor]

Speaking of which, I hope you are taking good care of Daisy and Betsy

I did try to PM you on this matter - however your inbox is full. A certain asian needs some prodding!

[Fatt Max]

Fuck me, you mean to tell me you let someone steal food scraps out of your car, thats so wrong mate

Any hooker wants my left overs she will have to fight me for them I'm afraid, I dont give food away that lightly

By that way, thanks for letting me know where my missus was that night, she told me she was down the bingo....thought it was strange that she gave me a BJ and my cock was covered with crumbs the next morning.......extra cheese please.............

[Fatt Max]

As the saying goes, you don't look at the mantlepiece while stoking the fire. A BJ is a BJ, and no teeth, sheesh, obviously a bonus.


I reckon you did and posted this to so you can show the wife and prove your innocence when she finds out. Either that or they were bloody good mates you were picking up

I love your avatar.....I want your avatar.....I want to do things with your avatar............