Want to stay slim, ladies?

[surfchick]

motion carried. MDU takes the position. I've quit my job and expect to start Monday.

BAha now bugski- i wouldn't be handin' in me notice 'till i'd done some proper market research.

GIRRRLS WHERE AAARRRREEE YYYOOOOOUU???
doesn't anyone have a life remedy attributed to our girlie bits...????

[Biff]

"and I've yet to meet a lady that doesn't like the taste of pies, beer and curry."
well- this is probably WHY they need to loose weight.

He, he ,he - I've been busted. Any ladies fancy a pie?

BAha now bugski

It's BJ to you - by name and by profession (as a receiver that is).

GIRRRLS WHERE AAARRRREEE YYYOOOOOUU???

Yeah - where are you? We're taking bookings now - spaces are limited. Special introductory offer, two ladies for the price of one.

[idb]

All you ladies out there that want to stay slim or lose weight please read the attached, then phone me if you need any further help.

Does it only work on ladies?
What about wives?
Omigod, duck you fool, duck!!!!!

[bugjuice]

BAha now bugski- i wouldn't be handin' in me notice 'till i'd done some proper market research.

GIRRRLS WHERE AAARRRREEE YYYOOOOOUU???
doesn't anyone have a life remedy attributed to our girlie bits...????

lamo.. she said girlie bits..
I'm happy to go do as much 'market research' as it takes.. whatcha up ta tonight?

It's BJ to you - by name and by profession (as a receiver that is).

hell yeah, and thank you for the bit in brackets.

[Sparky Bills]

there's key words in there which just beg for highlighting. So I did.
Good motto by the way, Biff, should we copyright that now..??

So where are all the fems??
Come on ladies!! bring on the come backs!

[Biff]

Does it only work on ladies?
What about wives?
Omigod, duck you fool, duck!!!!!

We need to be somewhat selective about accepting wives. The problem is that some husbands may have a problem allowing their wives to partake in this weight loss programme. I can't imagine why. After all the husband will benefit in the long run.

But we most definately do not accept any ducks, or poultry, or anything other than humans, more specificaly the female variety either. Sorry.

[ManDownUnder]

Does it only work on ladies?
What about wives?
Omigod, duck you fool, duck!!!!!

My adivce... run... run like the wind...

you're dead...

[bugjuice]

We need to be somewhat selective about accepting wives. The problem is that some husbands may have a problem allowing their wives to partake in this weight loss programme. I can't imagine why. After all the husband will benefit in the long run.

But we most definately do not accept any ducks, or poultry, or anything other than humans, more specificaly the female variety either. Sorry.

Don't forget to mention our competitive rates.. Can guarantee we can undercut Jenny Craig or Weight Watchers. Or your money back In fact, act now, and we'll throw in your first two weeks' supply - FREE!! That's no money down, trial period, FREE!! Then after this, you'll be hooked. It's the new craze!

Biff and I are the ones putting in the hard hours here, we're the ones struggling to find the penultimate weight-loss program in such a competitive world. Can also guarantee that you won't leave empty handed or dissatisfied with your new purchase. And it'll all be service with a smile..

We can also recommend several dentists too..

[ManDownUnder]

Don't forget to mention our competitive rates.. Can guarantee we can undercut Jenny Craig or Weight Watchers. Or your money back In fact, act now, and we'll throw in your first two weeks' supply - FREE!! That's no money down, trial period, FREE!! Then after this, you'll be hooked. It's the new craze!

Biff and I are the ones putting in the hard hours here, we're the ones struggling to find the penultimate weight-loss program in such a competitive world. Can also guarantee that you won't leave empty handed or dissatisfied with your new purchase. And it'll all be service with a smile..

We can also recommend several dentists too..

Keep up that rate and you'll be losing weight too...

[surfchick]

So where are all the fems??
Come on ladies!! bring on the come backs!

I know- the fems seem to be having an ultra-postmodern deconstructivist moment in remaining stealthily silent- estabilishing that the premise of this thread is so insignificant it does'nt even warrent a reply , so i'll stand in for them. here goes...

I'D rather eat CAT SHITE to loose weight!!

and i meant to ask Dr BJ why he'd have to limit the numbers- got some probelms with your supplier? or are you just establishing exculsive branding for your nu business.

te he he

[Sparky Bills]

You see, Here at fat busters we have a strict and up market quality of product.

We can not let our product slip below our usual standards.
So only a chosen few are accepted into the program.

[ManDownUnder]

I know- the fems seem to be having an ultra-postmodern deconstructivist moment in remaining stealthily silent- estabilishing that the premise of this thread is so insignificant it does'nt even warrent a reply , so i'll stand in for them. here goes...

I'D rather eat CAT SHITE to loose weight!!

and i meant to ask Dr BJ why he'd have to limit the numbers- got some probelms with your supplier? or are you just establishing exculsive branding for your nu business.

te he he

It's an elite good... like diamonds... you gotta value it - can't just turn the tap on you.

Keep talking like that and we might have to put the prices up... a little...

[MSTRS:Me]

I know- the fems seem to be having an ultra-postmodern deconstructivist moment in remaining stealthily silent- estabilishing that the premise of this thread is so insignificant it does'nt even warrent a reply , so i'll stand in for them. here goes...

I'D rather eat CAT SHITE to loose weight!!

and i meant to ask Dr BJ why he'd have to limit the numbers- got some probelms with your supplier? or are you just establishing exculsive branding for your nu business.

te he he

sp / did you mean expulsive ?

[idb]

You see, Here at fat busters we have a strict and up market quality of product.

We can not let our product slip below our usual standards.
So only a chosen few are accepted into the program.

Well obviously in good conscience you couldn't accept skinny chicks.
That would surely be unethical.
So....who does that leave....?

[ManDownUnder]

Well obviously in good conscience you couldn't accept skinny chicks.
That would surely be unethical.
So....who does that leave....?

Why not - Gotta stay thin somehow...
NK