Want to stay slim, ladies?

[bugjuice]

I know- the fems seem to be having an ultra-postmodern deconstructivist moment in remaining stealthily silent- estabilishing that the premise of this thread is so insignificant it does'nt even warrent a reply , so i'll stand in for them. here goes...

I'D rather eat CAT SHITE to loose weight!!

bit harsh. Bet it doesn't taste as nice. What can I say? If you don't like it, just return for one more follow-up consultation, and all will be done.

and i meant to ask Dr BJ why he'd have to limit the numbers- got some probelms with your supplier? or are you just establishing exculsive branding for your nu business.

te he he

don't recall mentioning anything about limiting numbers. If anything, I can take a small personal class of 2 to 3 females, may be more, but this is slightly unknown territory, so I can't guarantee equal results. But in saying that, if we offered it out to everyone, then both Biff and I would surely be overwhelmed with demand that we could upset the market.

This is still a niché market that Biff and I are daring into, and it's all for you - yes you, that dress size just won't shift that last number? Need to just slack off the belt a bit more? Call us now on either 0800 KBSlimChick or 0800 ICANGOBBLE (both lines are dedicated to you and your needs) and our sexy operators are standing by now for your call. Don't forget to mention the 2 week free trial when you call..

[surfchick]

Well obviously in good conscience you couldn't accept skinny chicks.
That would surely be unethical.
So....who does that leave....?

:

ha ha ha

[surfchick]

This is still a niché market that Biff and I are daring into, and it's all for you - yes you, that dress size just won't shift that last number? 0800 ICANGOBBLE[/b] (both lines are dedicated to you and your needs) .

daring is right. when you are riding round town- just don't look behind you as the SWARM of eager gobblers is closing in behind you with their blubbery salivating mouths wide open... te he

RUN BJ RUN

[bugjuice]

daring is right. when you are riding round town- just don't look behind you as the SWARM of eager gobblers is closing in behind you with their blubbery salivating mouths wide open... te he

RUN BJ RUN

why run?
there's our market right there..

On the next few rides that Biff and I attend, if you ask us how, we can provide a free taster and explain our 6-week course, designed for those who really want to stick to something good..
Go down our way and you'll come back smiling. And like Pringles say, once you pop, you won't stop!

[Sparky Bills]

Well obviously in good conscience you couldn't accept skinny chicks.
That would surely be unethical.
So....who does that leave....?

MMMM..
I didnt think of it that way.

[ManDownUnder]

A funny thing happened on the way to just now... turns out I know one of you quite well...

For what it's worth - I can vouch for Surfchick... top top lady!

Welcome to biking! AWESOME to see you in here

[bugjuice]

A funny thing happened on the way to just now... turns out I know one of you quite well...

For what it's worth - I can vouch for Surfchick... top top lady!

Welcome to biking! AWESOME to see you in here

stop chatting up the ladies and get to work. We have girls orders to fill.
Fitting name btw, being the manager n all..

[ManDownUnder]

stop chatting up the ladies and get to work. We have girls orders to fill.
Fitting name btw, being the manager n all..

I might have the handle - but you have the initials dude...

I would say keep it up but err... it might be too applicable
MDU

[Biff]

How about this for a flyer? Do you think it'll have them kicking down our door?

[ManDownUnder]

How about this for a flyer? Do you think it'll have them kicking down our door?

Oh I can see the response to that one coming...

Kicking yes - your door down yes... bt I'd be more worried about the feminists Surfchick mentioned... they may not stop kicking should they gain access to your personage...

ooooooooo NOT GOOD...

[MSTRS:Me]

One more wild claim/promise on that there form & i might be tempted (or not) (I hope)

[Biff]

... bt I'd be more worried about the feminists Surfchick mentioned...

Yup - I'm all set for the barrage of abuse. All said in good fun though and no harm intended. And the feminists can say all they like, because I'm overweight too, so I'm laughing at myself to a degree.

Kinda shame I'm straight really!

[ManDownUnder]

Yup - I'm all set for the barrage of abuse. All said in good fun though and no harm intended. And the feminists can say all they like, because I'm overweight too, so I'm laughing at myself to a degree.

Kinda shame I'm straight really!

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[Badcat]

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[bugjuice]

Oh I can see the response to that one coming...

Kicking yes - your door down yes... bt I'd be more worried about the feminists Surfchick mentioned... they may not stop kicking should they gain access to your personage...

ooooooooo NOT GOOD...

that kind of behaviour could damage our assests..

oh, and at biffs last comment. One more comment like that, and I'll be questionning our business plans..