Want to stay slim, ladies?

[ManDownUnder]

non oral doses may be free of charge.

Sounds pretty fair to me... so Ive been slaveing at the gym for no good reason..... So how many people have joined up and do you have any references... from satisfied customers... female ones I might add.

I should add that you need to beware of fakes. Some non oral doses will actually make you rapidly gain weight, make you feel sick too.

[Maha]

I've been helping myself for years... not too much weight loss. Of course if you meant you wanted to help yourself...

Ok..what have i been missing out on here?......

Self help?..... you mean like...at the Supermarket?.....

[ManDownUnder]

Ok..what have i been missing out on here?......

Self help?..... you mean like...at the Supermarket?.....

More like a gloryhole, but the meat section of the deli might be a good parallel. I'd say the salami section but the way they slice 'em up...

I really don't want to think about that for too long

[Lissa]

Ok now I understand where you spend all YOUR time ManDownUnder... so where did you get your name from?

[ManDownUnder]

Ok now I understand where you spend all YOUR time ManDownUnder... so where did you get your name from?

LOL close but no cigar.

MDU is simply my favourite place to be... whatever makes you ask?

[Lissa]

I should add that you need to beware of fakes. Some non oral doses will actually make you rapidly gain weight, make you feel sick too.

Thanks for that... Ive been doing it ALL wrong!

Edit/ dont charge me for that peice of advice....

[ManDownUnder]

Thanks for that... Ive been doing it ALL wrong!

Edit/ dont charge me for that peice of advice....

Charge you for the advice? Hell's bells. I think the decent thing would be a sample/demo to make sure you're getting it right.

Can't have you coughing up for something you don't appreciate...

EDIT... I was going to say "doing it all wrong? ALL RIGHT!" but... y'know it didn't seem to fit

[ManDownUnder]

Righto all... enough talk. I've got my dispensing to do so I'm off.

Stay safe, lose whatever weight you can and be sure to post photos in the morning.
MDU over and under

[Lissa]

Charge you for the advice? Hell's bells. I think the decent thing would be a sample/demo to make sure you're getting it right.

Can't have you coughing up for something you don't appreciate...

Yea thats really Decent of you MDU.. this offer is for everyone anyone I take it? Do I get free steak knives as well?

[ManDownUnder]

Yea thats really Decent of you MDU.. this offer is for everyone anyone I take it? Do I get free steak knives as well?

LMAO!!!! Depends what you're going to do with the bloody things. Your first name isn't Lorraina is it?

(must spread the love before Blinging Lissa again LOLOL!)

Actually, no... no knives, but I can think of other implements that are useful for an in depth understanding of weight loss and the cardio workout needed to assist with any dietary suppliments.

It really is a win win!

[Dai]

.... charging on a case by case basis...

Producing cases of the product must involve quite a production line. How do you keep your workforce stimulated and concentrating on the job in hand?

Surely any distraction could result in a sudden drop in manufacturing capabilities therefore how do you cater for such events?

[ManDownUnder]

Producing cases of the product must involve quite a production line. How do you keep your workforce stimulated and concentrating on the job in hand?

Surely any distraction could result in a sudden drop in manufacturing capabilities therefore how do you cater for such events?

You're quite right, it's a hard job but I freely admit that shipping cases of the stuff isn't in my immediate future. I maintain a closer, more intimate relationship with a very select and needy client base who appreciate the quality over quantity approach.

Distractions I come across while on the job mostly contribute to a sudden surge in production and if two of us are on the job I find the client comes away very pleased indeed. It takes a certain calibre of man to measure up to all these stringent requirements though. Not many make it past the mental hurdle of working together but those that can find it most rewardig.

It's the other protestant ethic incarnate - hard work is it's own reward.

I love working hard!

[Dai]

My next question again refers to your production capabilities.

To what OSH guidelines do you adhere?

What safeguards do you employ to ensure that the means of production are handled in a safe and environmnetally secure manner?

How often are your production facilities inspected by those persons suitably qualified to guarantee that the product is up to stringent health and safety standards?

[ManDownUnder]

My next question again refers to your production capabilities.

To what OSH guidelines do you adhere?

What safeguards do you employ to ensure that the means of production are handled in a safe and environmnetally secure manner?

How often are your production facilities inspected by those persons suitably qualified to guarantee that the product is up to stringent health and safety standards?

I told OSH to get fucked - I even offered to help (she was ok, but didn't need to lose weight so the non-oral dose was clearly on the cards)

Production facilities do need to be inspected regularly as any contaminants can cause all maner of undesirable outcomes. Being choosy about the client base is the best way to ensure any problems in this area are avoided

[Drunken Monkey]

Notice from consumer watchdog magazine:

"Beware of the recent weight loss product offered under the guise of the "Amazing KB Diet Program" (or similar variations of). The advertisers have incorrectly marketed their product as being administered orally, when it is infact a suppository."