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    Want to stay slim, ladies?

    All you ladies out there that want to stay slim or lose weight please read the attached, then phone me if you need any further help.

    Guys - print this off at show the lady in your life. She'll thank you for it.
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    This weeks international insult is in Malayalam:

    Thavalayolee
    You Frog Fucker

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    oh hell yeah
    Ladies - pm me to find out how I can help you loose weight...

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    Quote Originally Posted by bugjuice
    oh hell yeah
    Ladies - pm me to find out how I can help you loose weight...
    Sorry Buggie - Assistance must be given by an experv/I mean expert. That's me that is!
    This weeks international insult is in Malayalam:

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    You Frog Fucker

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    Quote Originally Posted by Biff
    Sorry Buggie - Assistance must be given by an experv/I mean expert. That's me that is!
    Biff - you are still a perv. And if any of the 'ladies' on this site catch you, you will be an ex-spurt.
    Do you realise how many holes there could be if people would just take the time to take the dirt out of them?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Biff
    Sorry Buggie - Assistance must be given by an experv/I mean expert. That's me that is!
    there's only so much a 'professional' can do. We need to stick together when providing such services. Besides, I offered first
    I was voted a perv, just cos of some nananananananana eating contest, which I still vividly remember. But my votes went away after a while. Ah hell, I'm gonna watch it again.... suck my

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    I can see it now... biffy wandering around with the old "Lose weight now - ask me how" t-shirt on... with a copy of that printed on the back - or possibly handing out flyers.

    Too funny...!!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Biff
    then phone me if you need any further help.

    .
    Ahemm, I think you'll find that I offered first. But hey, let's not argue. I've no doubt that when word gets around we'll have the ladies figthing over our services.

    Thinking about it - I guess we could set up some sort of franchise here, like Jenny Craig. We'll be squillionaires in no time.

    Quote Originally Posted by ManDownUnder
    I can see it now... biffy wandering around with the old "Lose weight now - ask me how" t-shirt on... with a copy of that printed on the back - or possibly handing out flyers.

    Too funny...!!!
    I vote MDU as our marketing manager - brilliant idea!


    One at a time please ladies. There's plenty for everyone.
    This weeks international insult is in Malayalam:

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    I need to loose a bit of weight.....is it specific where you get the product from??
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    Quote Originally Posted by Motu
    I need to loose a bit of weight.....is it specific where you get the product from??
    Amazing - for some reason stock have temporarily dried up...

    Don't ring us - we'll get back to you as soon as we find a supplier...
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    Quote Originally Posted by Biff
    Ahemm, I think you'll find that I offered first. But hey, let's not argue. I've no doubt that when word gets around we'll have the ladies figthing over our services.

    Thinking about it - I guess we could set up some sort of franchise here, like Jenny Craig. We'll be squillionaires in no time.



    I vote MDU as our marketing manager - brilliant idea!


    One at a time please ladies. There's plenty for everyone.
    Please note biffy said LADIES... not LADDIES. BIG difference ...

    And thanks Biffy - no prizes for guessing what I do right now...
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    Er, thanks guys- but the thought alone is emetic enough without actually having to... bleeeeeaauuuurgh

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    Quote Originally Posted by jazbug5
    Er, thanks guys- but the thought alone is emetic enough without actually having to... bleeeeeaauuuurgh
    Exsqueeze me? I'll have you know that I taste very nice thank you.
    You are what you eat - and I've yet to meet a lady that doesn't like the taste of pies, beer and curry. Or am I hanging around with the wrong kind of ladies?
    (Ms Biff aside of course. Hang on, she might read this. Shit! Does anyone have a spare bed?)
    This weeks international insult is in Malayalam:

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    You Frog Fucker

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    Quote Originally Posted by Biff
    Exsqueeze me? I'll have you know that I taste very nice thank you.
    You are what you eat - and I've yet to meet a lady that doesn't like the taste of pies, beer and curry. Or am I hanging around with the wrong kind of ladies?
    (Ms Biff aside of course. Hang on, she might read this. Shit! Does anyone have a spare bed?)
    and exactly how do you know you taste very nice? if you're partner's telling you this...well as they say in ireland, if you believe all you hear you'd eat all you see.

    "and I've yet to meet a lady that doesn't like the taste of pies, beer and curry."
    well- this is probably WHY they need to loose weight.

    and where are all the girls in thread?? cum on who's gonna fight back wit ya

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    Quote Originally Posted by Biff
    Ahemm, I think you'll find that I offered first. But hey, let's not argue. I've no doubt that when word gets around we'll have the ladies figthing over our services.
    after re-reading the post, I see where I skipped.. Humble appologise oh great provider of weight loss.

    Quote Originally Posted by Oh great provider of weight loss
    Thinking about it - I guess we could set up some sort of franchise here, like Jenny Craig. We'll be squillionaires in no time.

    I vote MDU as our marketing manager - brilliant idea!
    motion carried. MDU takes the position. I've quit my job and expect to start Monday.

    Quote Originally Posted by oh great provider of fruitful juice
    One at a time please ladies. There's plenty for everyone.
    I'm sure I can manage at least two at a time.. yer wuss.. supply and demand, that's what it's all about..

    oh, and I still have my spare room/bed to lett, so you're sweet

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    Quote Originally Posted by surfchick
    and exactly how do you know you taste very nice? if you're partner's telling you this...well as they say in ireland, if you believe all you hear you'd eat all you see.

    "and I've yet to meet a lady that doesn't like the taste of pies, beer and curry."
    well- this is probably WHY they need to loose weight.

    and where are all the girls in thread?? cum on who's gonna fight my back wit ya
    there's key words in there which just beg for highlighting. So I did.
    Good motto by the way, Biff, should we copyright that now..??

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