All you ladies out there that want to stay slim or lose weight please read the attached, then phone me if you need any further help.
Guys - print this off at show the lady in your life. She'll thank you for it.
All you ladies out there that want to stay slim or lose weight please read the attached, then phone me if you need any further help.
Guys - print this off at show the lady in your life. She'll thank you for it.
This weeks international insult is in Malayalam:
Thavalayolee
You Frog Fucker
oh hell yeah
Ladies - pm me to find out how I can help you loose weight...
Sorry Buggie - Assistance must be given by an experv/I mean expert. That's me that is!Originally Posted by bugjuice
This weeks international insult is in Malayalam:
Thavalayolee
You Frog Fucker
Biff - you are still a perv. And if any of the 'ladies' on this site catch you, you will be an ex-spurt.Originally Posted by Biff
Do you realise how many holes there could be if people would just take the time to take the dirt out of them?
there's only so much a 'professional' can do. We need to stick together when providing such services. Besides, I offered firstOriginally Posted by Biff
I was voted a perv, just cos of some nananananananana eating contest, which I still vividly remember. But my votes went away after a while. Ah hell, I'm gonna watch it again.... suck my
I can see it now... biffy wandering around with the old "Lose weight now - ask me how" t-shirt on... with a copy of that printed on the back - or possibly handing out flyers.
Too funny...!!!
$2,000 cash if you find a buyer for my house, kumeuhouseforsale@straightshooters.co.nz for details
Ahemm, I think you'll find that I offered first. But hey, let's not argue. I've no doubt that when word gets around we'll have the ladies figthing over our services.Originally Posted by Biff
Thinking about it - I guess we could set up some sort of franchise here, like Jenny Craig. We'll be squillionaires in no time.
I vote MDU as our marketing manager - brilliant idea!Originally Posted by ManDownUnder
One at a time please ladies. There's plenty for everyone.
This weeks international insult is in Malayalam:
Thavalayolee
You Frog Fucker
I need to loose a bit of weight.....is it specific where you get the product from??
In and out of jobs, running free
Waging war with society
Amazing - for some reason stock have temporarily dried up...Originally Posted by Motu
Don't ring us - we'll get back to you as soon as we find a supplier...
*shudder*
$2,000 cash if you find a buyer for my house, kumeuhouseforsale@straightshooters.co.nz for details
Please note biffy said LADIES... not LADDIES. BIG difference ...Originally Posted by Biff
And thanks Biffy - no prizes for guessing what I do right now...
$2,000 cash if you find a buyer for my house, kumeuhouseforsale@straightshooters.co.nz for details
Er, thanks guys- but the thought alone is emetic enough without actually having to... bleeeeeaauuuurgh
Exsqueeze me? I'll have you know that I taste very nice thank you.Originally Posted by jazbug5
You are what you eat - and I've yet to meet a lady that doesn't like the taste of pies, beer and curry. Or am I hanging around with the wrong kind of ladies?
(Ms Biff aside of course. Hang on, she might read this. Shit! Does anyone have a spare bed?)
This weeks international insult is in Malayalam:
Thavalayolee
You Frog Fucker
and exactly how do you know you taste very nice? if you're partner's telling you this...well as they say in ireland, if you believe all you hear you'd eat all you see.Originally Posted by Biff
"and I've yet to meet a lady that doesn't like the taste of pies, beer and curry."
well- this is probably WHY they need to loose weight.
and where are all the girls in thread?? cum on who's gonna fight back wit ya
after re-reading the post, I see where I skipped.. Humble appologise oh great provider of weight loss.Originally Posted by Biff
motion carried. MDU takes the position. I've quit my job and expect to start Monday.Originally Posted by Oh great provider of weight loss
I'm sure I can manage at least two at a time.. yer wuss.. supply and demand, that's what it's all about..Originally Posted by oh great provider of fruitful juice
oh, and I still have my spare room/bed to lett, so you're sweet
there's key words in there which just beg for highlighting. So I did.Originally Posted by surfchick
Good motto by the way, Biff, should we copyright that now..??
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