Is this true? Someone please explain!

[Stirts]

Show her pictures of babies. Lots, like a Mormon family or something.

Oooooer the possibility that this could come back and bite Mr Aprilla_RS250 in the arse is way too high - she is a nut bar remember. She probably has her wedding day all planned out, a photo of the dress even, and a shortlist of girls and boys names for the little mini nut bars she wants to pop out.

[Number One]

*shudder*........

[scissorhands]

I could have been one
And I could have been free
But nature played this trick on me
She wants it now and she will not wait
But she's so rough
And I'm so delicate

[aprilia_RS250]

Just got a reply back... "you're a bastard". Silence is the best medication sometimes.

[Number One]

BUT what did you say - which of the one liners did you use?! Pray do tell Mwahahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

[pzkpfw]

Just got a reply back... "you're a bastard". Silence is the best medication sometimes.

So your dad didn't want to buy a ring either?


(um, wink smiley goes here)

[Slyer]

What's her number?
Tell her you've changed phone numbers. Someone else can take it from here.

[avgas]

Just got a reply back... "you're a bastard". Silence is the best medication sometimes.

Hang on, she replied cos you said you wanted to see here ring.......or because you did nothing.
If its the latter you are a bastard - you could have least said "Wanna shag?"

[vifferman]

Hmmmmmm....
It depends, dunnit?
When I got engaged, I was a student, with no money, so I cashed in my insurance policy to buy a modest ring, which we picked together. For our 25th Weeeding Anniverserarary, we had a new one made, incorporating the pathetic little diamonds from the old one plus a much bigger sparkler (a near flawless one). The cost was actually not insignificant, and around 100 times what the first one cost. However (but!) compared to my salary (and the vifferbabe earns twiuce what I do, so she effectively paid for it anyway), it was less than one month of my salary, after tax.

[mashman]

Just got a reply back... "you're a bastard". Silence is the best medication sometimes.

.........

[Little Miss Trouble]

Pre nup!!! How do you sell one of those to a woman?

You start by picking a woman who isn't looking for a free ride in the first place.

[mashman]

You start by picking a woman who isn't looking for a free ride in the first place.

WRONG!!!!!!!! much easier to dump...

[Gone Burger]

Wowie - she sure does sound crazy. After a few years I could perhaps understand it a little better, but dude, that's a sure sign she is going to be high mantinence from day one.

As for the price of a ring, it should be what someone can afford at the time, without getting into masses of debt! Some cheaper rings can be really lovely too, but a lot of girls out there have a "figure" in their head of that it should cost. I've been with my man for 7 years now, and aint seen no ring. But it I was, I would hope it was at least not a burger ring, or beer an tab. Guess I'll be waiting just that wee bit longer (like another 10 years)

[Little Miss Trouble]

WRONG!!!!!!!! much easier to dump...

Goes both ways love.

[aprilia_RS250]

BUT what did you say - which of the one liners did you use?! Pray do tell Mwahahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

Shit no. Don't wona see her or shag her. You never shag a nutter, ever!

She called me while I was at work and asked me why I was being so weird that night, I was doing the old "can we talk about it later" blah blah blah.

Anyway I just couldn't be bothered talking to her anymore 'cos I felt this conversation was going to take hours unless I subdued and agreed to see her tonight. I just simply interupted and told her to stop calling me and texting etc. She went "what!" I said "sorry I'm gonna hang up", hung up. Phone rang a few more times, I diverted then got the"you're a bastard" text. Nothing exciting really. If I did send her "show me your ring" text i'd be a dead man walking.