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  1. 12th March 2010, 14:43 #16
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    Quote Originally Posted by Ender EnZed View Post
    How will you govern from jail?
    Bad fuckers that go to jail have to fit a certain criteria - ie not be me or my mates. (you on the other hand arnt looking to good. See how this will work?)
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    Ooh, can I be minister for justice? I've got this great policy for out-sourcing prisions to China....
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    Quote Originally Posted by MisterD View Post
    Ooh, can I be minister for justice? I've got this great policy for out-sourcing prisions to China....
    Just outsource the sentencing. Less need for any more prisons in either country that way.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mully View Post
    What 'e said.

    In theory, we should get rid of political parties anyway IMHO. But that'll open up a whole different can of worms.
    It would be a new can if you got rid of the current worms.
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    Quote Originally Posted by MisterD View Post
    Ooh, can I be minister for justice? I've got this great policy for out-sourcing prisions to China....
    I like it -- You're hired!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ender EnZed View Post
    How will you govern from jail?
    Can't be that hard, the current scum in jail manage to run their crime rings at our expense from inside.
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    Quote Originally Posted by mashman View Post
    EJjecting a government
    sounds better to me
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    Quote Originally Posted by Tank View Post
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    But can we trust someone who is a "naked monster outside my window"

    But then again ALL politicians are never to be trusted.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Murray View Post
    But can we trust someone who is a "naked monster outside my window".
    Well its better than voting for a socialist.
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    Out of interest anyone know what the minimum you have to do to form a party?
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    Quote Originally Posted by avgas View Post
    Out of interest anyone know what the minimum you have to do to form a party?
    Its not much - $1000 and 500 signed members.
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    Quote Originally Posted by avgas View Post
    Out of interest anyone know what the minimum you have to do to form a party?
    Tequila, cocaine and hot chicks...
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    Quote Originally Posted by Tank View Post
    Its not much - $1000 and 500 signed members.
    Interesting. So that means my empty seat party is a viable option. I wouldn't mind putting $1000 forward for it.
    Party's policy would be simple, get the politicians out. For every empty seat - all funds made available would be sent back to the tax payer as a tax rebate.
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    KB political party???


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    Quote Originally Posted by Tank View Post
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    Where I stand:
    Bad fuckers go to jail and dont get out
    Real bad fuckers get shot
    ACC - fair for all
    Immigration - Only hot ones get in
    Greenies - we subsidize anything that they want to ban to encourage its use - just to fuck em off.

    Further - I promise to:

    Bring more world class Motorsport to NZ.
    Offer tax payer funded boob jobs to hot chicks
    Remove the tax on Beer and Tequila
    Bomb France
    Each line = Excellent
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