Aunty Riff Raff's Bike Sex Therapy

**Riff Raff** · 10th February 2005, 18:39

Allrighty folks - following on from another thread, (http://www.kiwibiker.co.nz/forums/showthread.php?t=8728 ) and because all the current threads are a tad boring at the mo, let's hear about your sex on bikes stories....
EDIT] I've added a confidential poll.

**MSTRS:Me** · 10th February 2005, 18:44

I farted on a bike once. Does that count?

**Riff Raff** · 10th February 2005, 18:46

Originally Posted by MSTRS

I farted on a bike once. Does that count?

Only if you.... never mind

**Biff** · 10th February 2005, 18:48

Shit, somone else vote quick. Because someone just broke into my house and voted using my log in name, and I don't want you to think that it was I who cast the first vote.

**Biff** · 10th February 2005, 18:49

phew!! thanks mum

**MSTRS:Me** · 10th February 2005, 18:49

Option four is probably popular with the lads in *town*

**MSTRS:Me** · 10th February 2005, 18:53

I also couldn't find the one that read 'I have had sex because of a bike''. Often worked when I was a callow youth. You know the one that went 'You wanna walk home or.............'

**Riff Raff** · 10th February 2005, 19:16

Originally Posted by MSTRS

I also couldn't find the one that read 'I have had sex because of a bike''. Often worked when I was a callow youth. You know the one that went 'You wanna walk home or.............'

Damn - and I can't change the poll now.

**What?** · 10th February 2005, 19:21

Sex :spudwhat: I'm married.

**bane** · 10th February 2005, 19:26

Originally Posted by What?

Sex :spudwhat: I'm married.

I hate to think what Mr jrandom's post in this thread is gunna be...

anyways... how bout the option of "i get sex despite the bike"?

**Yokai** · 10th February 2005, 19:34

Not fair - I want to choose all of the above... (a 250 is a nice vibrating machine all the way to Weee hey hey hey hey YES YES YES ington)

**Midnight 82** · 10th February 2005, 19:55

:spudwhat: SEX ????? AY WHAT?????? SEX??????????? :spudwhat:

**bugjuice** · 10th February 2005, 21:05

yeah, my bike popped my cherry.. so what..

**madboy** · 10th February 2005, 21:21

how come i can only choose one option? what if the one time i had it each year i happened to be able to get the bike into the missionary position?

**SPman** · 10th February 2005, 21:25

Originally Posted by Biff Baff

Shit, somone else vote quick. Because someone just broke into my house and voted using my log in name, and I don't want you to think that it was I who cast the first vote.

"let he, who is without sex, cast the first vote!"