Don't sledge Clarke!

**Hopeful Bastard** · 16th March 2010, 20:11

Originally Posted by Skyryder

Jeeeeeeeeeez I'm just not up with this cricket thing. First of all it's power plays...................now it's sledging I'm picking this is an approapiate icon

or has cricket become part of the Winter Olympics?

So what's the oil with this Clarke thing and his chick. Has he been stumped for duck and walked off in a huff? I might add after that elbow in the Phoenix game if seldgeing is a bit of old fashioned biffo the blackcaps should take up croquet. They use mallets don't they?

Skyrder

heh. Clarkes missus cheated on him with some other dude.. So he shot back over to Aussie during the Chappel-Hadlee series to break up with her.. Now he's back and his team mates dont want us Kiwi's to make fun of it..

Powerplays are with all the feilding team apart from 3, in the Inner circle. And sledgeing is well.. What ya read up there ^^^^

And thats a quick quide to Cricket for ya!

**Skyryder** · 16th March 2010, 20:20

Originally Posted by Hopeful Bastard

heh. Clarkes missus cheated on him with some other dude.. So he shot back over to Aussie during the Chappel-Hadlee series to break up with her.. Now he's back and his team mates dont want us Kiwi's to make fun of it..

Not an unreasonable request. Fat chance!!!!

Skyyrder

**Mully** · 17th March 2010, 13:03

Originally Posted by Oscar

10. Rod Marsh & Ian Botham - When Botham took guard in an Ashes match, Marsh welcomed him to the wicket with the immortal words: "So how's your wife & my kids?"

Apparently, the reply to this was: "The wife's fine, but the kids are retarded"

Dunno if it's true or not - but it's funny.