New Name!

**SPORK** · 16th May 2005, 16:27

Yeah, this is my Third Name here on KB!

For any of you that don't know what I'm on about, check out this

Will cyber for rep points!

**MrMelon** · 16th May 2005, 16:30

bloodninja: Nostrils flaring, I lower my head. My horn, like some phallic symbol of my potent virility, is the last thing you see as skulls collide and mine remains the victor. You are now a bloody red ragdoll suspended in the air on my mighty horn.
bloodninja: Goddam am I hard now.

**bungbung** · 16th May 2005, 16:51

There's more:

bloodninja: It doesn't get any more serious than a Rhinocerus about to charge your ass.

**scumdog** · 16th May 2005, 16:53

Originally Posted by Bloodninja

Yeah, this is my Third Name here on KB!

For any of you that don't know what I'm on about, check out this

Will cyber for rep points!

THERE IS SOMETHING SERIOUSLY WRONG WITH THIS MAN!!!!

Talk about identity crisis!!

**Storm** · 16th May 2005, 17:35

Originally Posted by scumdog

THERE IS SOMETHING SERIOUSLY WRONG WITH THIS MAN!!!!

Talk about identity crisis!!

I'm with him on this one. Have we got a resident shrink on KB?
Before the "volunteers" start; No, all you bloody bush shrinks can piss off, we dont need your sort of "cures"

**Coyote** · 16th May 2005, 17:46

Originally Posted by Bloodninja

Will cyber for rep points!

So this is what you mean by earning your rep points huh?

**SPORK** · 17th May 2005, 09:26

Originally Posted by scumdog

THERE IS SOMETHING SERIOUSLY WRONG WITH THIS MAN!!!!

Talk about identity crisis!!

As Smith says: "I'm not so bad, once you get to know me"

Am I?

**scumdog** · 17th May 2005, 09:33

Originally Posted by Bloodninja

As Smith says: "I'm not so bad, once you get to know me"

Am I?

But who are you?????

**SPORK** · 17th May 2005, 09:38

Originally Posted by scumdog

But who are you?????

Bah! The one and only...

Cryhavoc!

**scumdog** · 17th May 2005, 09:57

Originally Posted by Bloodninja

Bah! The one and only...

Cryhavoc!

Hmm, him I could live with but this Bloodninja thing?? a passing phase mate.

**bugjuice** · 17th May 2005, 09:57

lamo... love the last one HARRRRRRRRRR... funny bugger.
Guess you'll need to buy a red 636 now..

**SPman** · 17th May 2005, 10:05

Originally Posted by bugjuice

lamo... love the last one HARRRRRRRRRR... funny bugger.
Guess you'll need to buy a red 636 now..

Yours, perchance?

**bugjuice** · 17th May 2005, 10:14

Originally Posted by SPman

Yours, perchance?

now that'd be telling...

HARRRRRRRRRR
my what anyway?

**Paul in NZ** · 17th May 2005, 10:51

Originally Posted by bungbung

There's more:

bloodninja: It doesn't get any more serious than a Rhinocerus about to charge your ass.

I once read everything I could on hunting big game in the old days in africa...

One story (creatively recreated here) involved a well known and highly respected hunter out with a guide one day when they chanced upon a rhino who was having a very (very) bad day.. The beast immeadiately charged them and the hunter accurately gave him a death shot right in the prescribed spot but sadly them horny bad tempered beasty had a considerable abount of way on and just kept coming despite being technically dead.. (I had a flat mate like that once)

Anyway the guide gave the thing both barrels from his Rigby double rifle and still the beast thundered towards them. The pair decided that being someplace else right then would be a really cool idea and one dived left and one dived right... Sadly the client hunter chose wrong and ended up impaled upon the rhinos horn which had finally gotten the right idea about death (which apparent does not involve a lot of running about snorting and other stuff) and done the decent thing and laid down... With the hunter still attached.

Fortunately, people were a lot tougher in those days and it was 'just a flesh wound' and the hunter survived being impaled by the rhino.....

After cutting the horn off the rhino (it was plugging the wound) and the field dressings were applied and they were waiting for the 'boys' to bring up the truck for transport to civilisation the unfortunate hunter quiped..

"You know old chap, I don't think aphodisiacs really work. I mean to say, here I am with 8" of the pureist, freshest rhino horn imaginable and I don't feel the least bit aroused."