Weapons of Mass Acceleration
My wife and I have had a pretty rocky last couple years to say the least. It's no secret.
She just sent me a text which was so nice:
"I want YOU to be my husband, YOU to be the husband role in our relationship and YOU to be the man and father role in our family."
To which I responded:
"So YOU are opening the beers then?"
I think I have the perfect woman.
Aio ki te Aorangi
probably just bumped her head...see you when you get out of hospital...
I didn't think!!! I experimented!!!
could catch a monkey
Did she admit she sent the text to the wrong number yet?
(p/t, put the pitchfork down)
Originally Posted by rachprice
black cat
maybe she wants a change from YOU being the wife?
Aio ki te Aorangi
did the text start... Dear Tiger
stormrider
She doesn't want to go back to work huh
bikes and babes are best naked
I found I had a fluffy seam when my crotch got wet.
Hardcore Biker
you should have replied "which one are you?".
also if she doesnt do A to M, she aint a keeper.
"I saw, I came, I conquered".
3825 67 944779 (oh yeah)
Txt like that really make your day/week/ month esp after a rough patch !
Nice to hear that there is the odd ray of sunshine coming thru Toaster.
Weapons of Mass Acceleration
Mate she has been working and raising a two and one year old as well. Legendary effort in anyones books.She doesn't want to go back to work huh
She even said she would have a ride on the back of the bike someday soon.
Whip it, whip it good!
Now that really is progress
Pity you live so far away now Mr Toast with the most. Would love to have met your lovely lady.
ArseBiscuit
Lucky bastard.......
Slapper?
Nice T,i received a TXT today that said "where the f$ck are you" i replied "at home",thing is i had spent all morning cleaning and polishing the ute,when waiting for her outside the supermarket it started to rainso not wanting to see my hard work undone i shot the gap
(as you would),hey we only live round the corner a bit from the supermarket and she only had a few bags to carry.
...........i did however return to pick her up in the other car.
Be the person your dog thinks you are...
Forum whore
She's definitely a keeper, mate! I know you've been working very hard against some serious health issues as well and I am behind you both 100%!
She's a genuine pearl, Mom!Now that really is progress
Pity you live so far away now Mr Toast with the most. Would love to have met your lovely lady.
You're a hard man 98tls! I hope she clipped you around the ears! LOL!!!Nice T,i received a TXT today that said "where the f$ck are you" i replied "at home",thing is i had spent all morning cleaning and polishing the ute,when waiting for her outside the supermarket it started to rain
You don't get to be an old dog without learning a few tricks.
Shorai Powersports batteries are very trick!
Slapper?
Mate i was up early and as she works nightshift and was zzzz i couldnt do anything noisey in the garage so stacked up huge brownie points by cleaning the oven before she got up,much to her delight (and surprise) so today i could pretty much get away with anything.Tommorow however may well be a different story.
Be the person your dog thinks you are...
Forum whore
LOL! Again! Reminds me of the Tower Insurance TV ad! He cleaned the oven as well, but she still made him pay when she found out what he'd done...
I find I get brownie points when I run her a bath after a hard day, or like tonight when she's just got back from her gym class feeling like death... She repays me by doing the ironing in the nude...
You don't get to be an old dog without learning a few tricks.
Shorai Powersports batteries are very trick!
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