So Here I am having a plesant lane split to work this morning when what sight should meet my mince pies but ....... not one..... not two......not even three but four fellow bikers in slow traffic riding in their lane wth good following distances and BLOODY behaving themselves!!!!!!
Come on people we're supposed to be rebels, social miscontents and so on. If we keep behaving like choir boys/girls society will bloody well expect it. So get out there and stop taking showers, start lane splitting and create some chaos!
Oh and stop with the bloody Hi vis too, your starting to make us look like geeks!
Ride like a dick............................end up losing how to use it. I'm taking this is a piss take post...............if not then re-read my comment. Plenty of cripled bikers out there who no doubt agree with you...................not.
hate those hi-vis w*nkers. next time i see one i'm gonna shove them with my boot. lets see your hi-vis save your ass from that.
Ha! Have you not yet heard of the boot-proof hi-vis vests?
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Originally Posted by quickbuck
It could be that I have one years experience repeated 33 times!
But yeah.. I wear High Vis if im going to do long distance or go to my fathers. Mainly because i dont know what the roads are going to be like that im travelling on, Or they are narrow roads without centre lines in them like the one to dads..
yeah but you hide it 1ce ya get where your going aye HB
EDIT: and never answer yes when asked if mummy makes you wear it
Originally Posted by carbonhed
Some Kiwibiker threads contain such a wealth of fuckwittery that they should in some way be permanently removed from the digital domain, carved onto stone tablets and then launched into space to scare the living shit out of any hostile alien species that may be lurking nearby
EDIT: and never answer yes when asked if mummy makes you wear it
It's alright Tony... We won't ask you that question again.
The (dis)honorable Nick Smith, when you speak all I can hear is
BULLSHIT!! BULLSHIT!! BULLSHIT!! BULLSHIT!! BULLSHIT!! BULLSHIT!! BULLSHIT!!
So please fuck off and die. Go Go, Ninja Dinosaur!!
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