When Oi got hoim on mondee noit as drunk as drunk could beee

[Hans]

Well it's many a day I've travelled, a hundred miles or more, but chain drive on a rocking horse I've never seen before.

[FROSTY:Me]

When Oi got hoim on toosdey noit as drunk as drunk could beee
I saw a fat Arai on the rack where moi on Shoei should be

[Hans]

When Oi got hoim on toosdey noit as drunk as drunk could beee
I saw a fat Arai on the rack where moi on Shoei should be

So I called me wife and I said to her,
Would you kindly tell to me,
Who owns that lid upon the rack,
Where my old lid should be?

[Ratti]

When Oi got hoim on toosdey noit as drunk as drunk could beee
Oi found a gen'leman in MY bed, where only oi should be

[peasea]

E sed to 'er, you bin drinkin da piss
Yud better kneel down and take a long suck on dis

[FROSTY:Me]

So I called me wife and I said to her,
Would you kindly tell to me,
Who owns that lid upon the rack,
Where my old lid should be?

Ahh yer drunk yer drunk ya silly old fool , Still ya cannah see --Thats a lovely tea cosey me gramma sent to me

[Insanity_rules]

Inspeshly dems canadics from canadia

This'll blow your mind then. The USA is re outlawing gay marriage but Canada still has it. Imagine if even 10% of the US's gay population emigrate to Canada to marry then not only will they be the most polite people in the world but they'll also be the best dressed AND guarantee figure skating wins for the next 1000 years...... Scary nespa?

[cc rider]

So I should takeup with women, dress to kill, dust off my skates & thank you all for cuming


being half Aussie, does that mean I should still keep the fridge full of coldies