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    How the hell does your brain work?
    I'm wondering if it is fuelled with alcohol?

    Through all of your wild ramblings and delicious humour my poor car is sitting out there with a big smash in the side and I had to drive it today!
    Now I have to contend with all those men out there looking at my car, shaking their heads in despair and muttering something about women drivers, shouldn't be allowed out of the kitchen!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Genie View Post
    .....women drivers, shouldn't be allowed out of the kitchen!
    barefoot, pregnant and in the kitchen actually lol

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    Quote Originally Posted by Genie View Post
    How the hell does your brain work?
    I'm wondering if it is fuelled with alcohol?

    Through all of your wild ramblings and delicious humour my poor car is sitting out there with a big smash in the side and I had to drive it today!
    Now I have to contend with all those men out there looking at my car, shaking their heads in despair and muttering something about women drivers, shouldn't be allowed out of the kitchen!
    That's why you get a spray can and put, "This was done by a man!" on it!

    Quote Originally Posted by Coldrider View Post
    barefoot, pregnant and in the kitchen actually lol
    Until they become Grannies! Then the last thing you want is them preggers!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Genie View Post
    How the hell does your brain work?
    I'm wondering if it is fuelled with alcohol?

    Through all of your wild ramblings and delicious humour my poor car is sitting out there with a big smash in the side and I had to drive it today!
    Now I have to contend with all those men out there looking at my car, shaking their heads in despair and muttering something about women drivers, shouldn't be allowed out of the kitchen!
    it would be a brave man to say it to your face ...
    When life throws you a curve ... Lean into it ...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Coldrider View Post
    barefoot, pregnant and in the kitchen actually lol
    as noted earlier in this parking accident thread...condom are an essential item that you must bring to the kitchen so no pregnancy can occur

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    Quote Originally Posted by Genie View Post
    as noted earlier in this parking accident thread...condom are an essential item that you must bring to the kitchen so no pregnancy can occur
    Perhaps ... for the sake of safety ... keep some in a jar ... next to the coffee ...
    When life throws you a curve ... Lean into it ...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Genie View Post
    ...condom are an essential item that you must bring to the kitchen....
    ah errr, are they a utensil or something? ingredient maybe?

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    Quote Originally Posted by FJRider View Post
    That little piece of latex protects both parties from lots of issues ...
    ATGATT!
    Knob Rot - Ha!!
    Keep on chooglin'

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    Quote Originally Posted by Smifffy View Post
    ATGATT!
    Knob Rot - Ha!!
    AND ... 16 years of weekly payments ...
    When life throws you a curve ... Lean into it ...

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    come on FJ it's 18 years!!!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Genie View Post
    come on FJ it's 18 years!!!!!
    It would take TWO years to find me ....
    When life throws you a curve ... Lean into it ...

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    Yeeeha, the lovely gentlemen has finally sorted himself and my car wil be fixed very soon, I'm so pleased. Will be having a lovely dent free car very soon and then I may just go get us a new one....lol

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    Quote Originally Posted by Genie View Post
    How the hell does your brain work?
    I'm wondering if it is fuelled with alcohol?

    Through all of your wild ramblings and delicious humour my poor car is sitting out there with a big smash in the side and I had to drive it today!
    Now I have to contend with all those men out there looking at my car, shaking their heads in despair and muttering something about women drivers, shouldn't be allowed out of the kitchen!
    I've had a couple of jinxed cars in the past. One had one side smashed in by a bus, then the front guard taken out by a bicycle, then the other side taken out by a mini, and me getting pissed with it and taking out the windscreen (all within two weeks). Actually, that was my ex's, but same dif.
    Then had a car that was hit side on by a car towing trailer (I was doing a dive course), car behind not seeing a blatantly red light and stopped vehicle (we were stopped for about half a minute when he hit us - damned taxi driver) and me stuffing up the reversing and hitting our fence. Oh, and it was parked on the road at the in-laws one night, someone sideswiped it and drove off - took me a few days to even notice (front of the car, not obvious to me or my husband getting in it).
    I'm over cars. Vans at least can carry bikes

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    Hi, Had a similar incident where a learner driver went through a Give Way and hit our vehicle while on a round-about. The driver was 16 and accompanied by both parents, who admitted his fault and agreed that they would lodge a claim through their insurance company. I took their word, and did not call the Police at the time (nor did I take any photos with my mobile phone).

    When my insurance company contacted their company, the driver's parents then refused to admit his liability and refused to lodge a cliam through their own insurance company. It was only when I went to see the parents directly and threatened them with a civil action in court that they relented and lodged a claim through their insurance company. My insurance company was not that interested in helping me achieve resolution in my favour.

    Lessons learnt:
    1. Call the Police, even if it is a minor damage accident .

    2. Get your mobile phone (assume with camera) and take plenty of photos. I certainly won't make the same mistake again, no matter how nice the other person is. If they look like driving off, tell them that you have been injured in some way and that the Police take it seriously that a driver leaves the scene of an 'injury accident'.

    3. The insurance companies also seem to be more interested in looking after themselves than in looking after their clients (just my perception).

    Cheers.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Viking01 View Post
    3. The insurance companies also seem to be more interested in looking after themselves than in looking after their clients (just my perception).
    Must depend on the company then, ours were really good when an uninsured driver backed into our car. Started with her promising to fix the damage etc, but after a bit of dicking around just rang the insurance company. End result was we gave them the details, dropped the car in to get fixed & picked it up when it was done, insurance sorted everything else and we had to do nothing.

    And seeing as the thread title is Men, I should point out it was a young lady that was driving.
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