Woman? Are they really worth the hassle? I hope so!

**Smifffy** · 25th March 2010, 21:59

Originally Posted by DangerousBastard

Taking chix out is like applying for jobs.

So what does it mean when you have to run your own business?

**mashman** · 25th March 2010, 22:31

Originally Posted by Gareth123

Wine $20
Salmon fillets, side dish and dessert $30
Travel $4
Total $54

Hey if I'd saved that money I'd have half a shag? If someone could confirm current prices...

That's, erm, $10 per finger with $4 left over for the tip... if ya know what I mean?

Chin up fella.

**cc rider** · 26th March 2010, 00:12

Originally Posted by Smifffy

So what does it mean when you have to run your own business?

you're already being shafted by the boss

**tri boy** · 26th March 2010, 05:51

Was the mother a MILF?
Always look for a backup maneuver when things turn to custard.

**SPORK** · 26th March 2010, 09:06

Girls are like investments:

You gotta diversify and play the market, you can't have all your eggs in one basket.

Some will turn out to be junk bonds, or toxic assests - but others will have incredibly high ROI.

**SPORK** · 26th March 2010, 09:06

Girls are like investments:

You gotta diversify and play the market, you can't have all your eggs in one basket.

Some will turn out to be junk bonds, or toxic assests - but others will have incredibly high ROI.

**gijoe1313** · 26th March 2010, 12:00

Girls are like a box of chocolates, some you like, some you don't, some always get grabbed first before you do, the ones left behind are only reluctantly taken, the gooey centers are always a favourite, whey they are on special its good on your wallet ... and if you don't want any, someone else always will ....

**jim.cox** · 26th March 2010, 12:29

If it has Tits or Wheels - it will give yoiu trouble in the end

**avgas** · 26th March 2010, 12:43

Nope they aren't worth it.
Buy another bike and some whores. Save yourself the money and trouble.

**Grasshopperus** · 26th March 2010, 12:57

Originally Posted by Gareth123

Woman? Are they really worth the hassle? I hope so!

Well, they're a lot better looking than the other sex.

**MSTRS:Me** · 26th March 2010, 12:57

Originally Posted by jim.cox

If it has Tits or Wheels - it will give yoiu trouble in the end

You want to try the other titted-type then...

**Fatt Max** · 26th March 2010, 12:58

Dont suppose you got any of that food left have you?

**jim.cox** · 26th March 2010, 13:52

You'll probably want one of these too...

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**firefighter** · 26th March 2010, 14:06

Originally Posted by avgas

Nope they aren't worth it.
Buy another bike and some whores. Save yourself the money and trouble.

Well said. Go the "do whatever you want whenever you can afford to and not have to tell any bastard about it" route.

Moving in with a woman is like moving in with the olds. Keep that shit casual!