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    Quote Originally Posted by Mom View Post
    You lot are as bad as my eldest daughter, I talked with her last night and she asked, "did you take pics?"
    Well, did you?
    Diarrhoea is hereditary - it runs in your jeans

    If my nose was running money, I'd blow it all on you...

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    Quote Originally Posted by yungatart View Post
    Well, did you?
    Yeah, pics would help us to sympathise with you...
    You don't get to be an old dog without learning a few tricks.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Edbear View Post
    Yeah, pics would help us to sympathise with you...
    +1.

    And that's the only reason.
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    Jrandom, You are such a woman hating cunt, if you weren't such a misogynist bastard you might have a better luck with women!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mom View Post
    Y... "did you take pics?"
    Quote Originally Posted by yungatart View Post
    Well, did you?
    Quote Originally Posted by Edbear View Post
    Yeah, pics would help us to sympathise with you...
    Quote Originally Posted by Mully View Post
    +1.

    And that's the only reason.
    Nah. Might as well be honest, and say we have a morbid curiosity, coupled with a twisted SOH too...
    Do you realise how many holes there could be if people would just take the time to take the dirt out of them?

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    Quote Originally Posted by MSTRS View Post
    Nah. Might as well be honest, and say we have a morbid curiosity, coupled with a twisted SOH too...
    SHHHHH!!!!!! She'll twig to our plan!
    You don't get to be an old dog without learning a few tricks.
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    We are not all voyeuristic sick old fucks you know!
    Only a Rat can win a Rat Race!

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    Quote Originally Posted by yungatart View Post
    Well, did you?
    Nope.

    Quote Originally Posted by MSTRS View Post
    we are a bit twisted SOH too...
    Fixed it for you.


    Quote Originally Posted by Laava View Post
    We are not all voyeuristic sick old fucks you know!
    Whateva!

    Well 2nd verse same as the first, I landed back at the docs for more drugs this morning, this time I got adrenaline to go with the other shit. If it flares again I have to 111 it for an ambo. Cool bananas. To give you an idea of this rash, it is on the palms of my hands, my back is simply a bright red raised welt of itchiness. Better friggen not come back!
    Quote Originally Posted by Gubb View Post
    Nonono,

    He rides the Leprachhaun at the end of the Rainbow. Usually goes by the name Anne McMommus

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    Shit hon that is a bit rough! Sounds like shingles?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Laava View Post
    Shit hon that is a bit rough! Sounds like shingles?
    No not shingles, this is a total body thing. Wish me luck for tonight, I have been told today if it flares again I have to ring 111 as the doctors can not do anything else for me, I need hospital treatment. Mind you the new ongoing drug regime appears to be working so far, I am off to the scratcher Except I dare not scratch

    Numb lips combined with a fat tongue that prevents you from talking properly gives you the total shits I can assure you of that, no herotics from this gal tonight, 111 will be my first port of call.

    Added insurance, I have a bag packed, so should be sweet as for a good nights sleep.
    Quote Originally Posted by Gubb View Post
    Nonono,

    He rides the Leprachhaun at the end of the Rainbow. Usually goes by the name Anne McMommus

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    Oh Mom, thats not flash darlin, hope you don't have to carry out that plan of ringing 111. Alergies suck the big one.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mom View Post
    Numb lips combined with a fat tongue that prevents you from talking properly.
    Sorry as I feel for you, I can't help stifling a little chuckle as well! Bad huh? But hope things improve for you quick smart!
    Only a Rat can win a Rat Race!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Laava View Post
    Sorry as I feel for you, I can't help stifling a little chuckle as well! Bad huh? But hope things improve for you quick smart!
    ...you are a big meanie! Tis not fair to laugh at her expense when she is sick!
    Diarrhoea is hereditary - it runs in your jeans

    If my nose was running money, I'd blow it all on you...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mom View Post
    ... no erotics from this gal tonight...
    Fixed that for ya...
    Do you realise how many holes there could be if people would just take the time to take the dirt out of them?

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    Quote Originally Posted by MSTRS View Post
    Fixed that for ya...
    Thanks for that, yepper somethings are rignt off the menu at the moment for sure.

    Much better night, I am still at home at 10am and not lying on a bed with a lure in my hand anyways.
    Quote Originally Posted by Gubb View Post
    Nonono,

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mom View Post
    Thanks for that, yepper somethings are rignt off the menu at the moment for sure.

    Much better night, I am still at home at 10am and not lying on a bed with a lure in my hand anyways.
    A lure? The mind boggles....
    Good to hear you are feeling much better. There's still a few days to decide eh?
    Do you realise how many holes there could be if people would just take the time to take the dirt out of them?

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