The Movie Review Thread

[R650R]

30 Minutes or Less 10/10 funny as feck........

Lots of original one liners, indian dude from parks n recreation is good.

[Akzle]

national lampoon's dirty movie

i didn't realise the franchise continued for so long (2010) or that there were so many


...basically, if you can't read, this is the jokes thread in film format.

5/10 - i've heard most of them before, didn't really bring anything new to the table or deliver...anything. still humourous though, i guffawed once or twice.

[Akzle]

half broken things

i'm normally one for quicker gratification - not to be found here. howe'er it paces itself smartly.

three supremely unattractive psychotic white-folk play on each other, and those around them, to realise their own delusions.

now. i make that sound better than it is. cos it isn't great.
but it's orright. y'a meen guv'na?
it's set all quaint in the english countryside, but that's pretty irrelevant.

could be quietly enjoyed with the missus, maybe.

6/10

[Swoop]

This looks entertaining.
Deadpool moonlighting as a bodyguard...

[R650R]

Bad Santa 2 8/10 fairly predictable but plenty of laughs and new lines/comments

[R650R]

Very good doco via youtube on titan missile silo accident in 1980

[Akzle]

hollywood adventure

it's chilese motherfuckers. you're going to want subs. (and if you get the ones i got, doubly funny because jokes are half-translated and they re-sub shit that's already spoken in english)

Action, Adventure, Comedy | 26 June 2015 (China)

A young man goes from China to Hollywood on short notice to find his girlfriend. He ends up connected with two others in his quest, which gets much more complicated than he envisioned.

it's funny, like, western-people funny. pretty neat, actually. and i'd cock the lead she.
and there's a dubstep ho-down.

7.5/10

ghost in the shell

matrix meets aeon flux meets blade runner meets fifth element meets robocop. and probably a few more besides.

spectacular visuals, which are pretty much played out by half-time. unthrilling story (see above), would totally give scajojo a mouthful, still. (contrary to mossy).

and long. or maybe it felt long (because i was sober??(i knw, ryt?))
pretty unremarkable really. maybe my standards are too high.
did rly enjoy the jap blend, though.

6/10

point break

pretty much forgotten it so pretty much arse. basically a bunch of free-balling cunts wanted to make a movie. and they did. has snowboarding and bikking and skydiving shit. which is all fokken neat, but does not a movie make.

loosely arranged around what, if you turn your head sideways and squint, could be mistaken for a plot.

cheese and cliché and poo everywhere.

4/10. generously.


boyka (undisputed 4)

rusky guy kicks the shit out of every cunt that pisses him off.

like a more modern, more russian, rocky.

rather watch the mma series. and i don't want to watch the mma series.

maybe a bit harsh. there was comedy and russians in it. but no great art.

5.5/10

[Akzle]

american beauty

watched it when it first came out.

have had two daughters since

still pretty cool. pretty well put together.

8.5/10

[Akzle]

dawn of the dead (the new one)

don't know why they plagarised the name, shit's not even similar.
another one i'd seen before but forgotten, and it is pretty forgettable.


classic-zombies meets...ehh, the 2000s.


am i in a bad mood or what?

6/10


AvP Requiem (that's alien vs predator for all you plebs)
carries the torch pretty well

7/10

[caspernz]

About the same as the first, funny enough, the crash'n'bash stuff is OTT, some neat cameos from a few big names. For me maybe 6/10

[Akzle]

About the same as the first, funny enough, the crash'n'bash stuff is OTT, some neat cameos from a few big names. For me maybe 6/10

i was wondering about that. haw did you rank the first one? is the second long? cos the first one was only-just acceptable.
was actually thinking of going to the cinema for it...

[caspernz]

i was wondering about that. haw did you rank the first one? is the second long? cos the first one was only-just acceptable.
was actually thinking of going to the cinema for it...

Much of a muchness actually. Number one would also get maybe 6/10 from me. Time is maybe hour and 45 min.

[HenryDorsetCase]

Much of a muchness actually. Number one would also get maybe 6/10 from me. Time is maybe hour and 45 min.

according to IMDB its 137 minutes. If you thought it was 105 minutes that means it had your attention and it didnt drag. Both are good things.

Ima off to le kinematik to see it. I liked the first one a lot.


NOCTURNAL ANIMALS.

This is a slow boiler. It has Michael Shannon who I would watch in anything, Jake Gyllenhall and Amy Adams who is pretty good in a "fuck is she crying AGAIN?" way.

Great writing/plotting, excellent ending. 8.5/10

[FlangMasterJ]

Guardians Vol.2 was hilarious. I'd say even better than the first which is a tall order. 8.5/10

[EJK]

Haven't posting much here lately so here I go.

Saw FF8 last week (The Fate of the Furious?). Reminded me of no-brain-all-for-fun-action Pierce Brosnan era 007 series. Quite entertaining really.

Good humor and action. Forget the plot and seriousness and just enjoy.

7/10.